'That First Weekend Of Summer'
"I hear 'The Exorcist' is playing at the drive-in Saturday night..."
I gave Diane Mullany a sidewards glance as I crammed the last cardboard box into the incinerator in the stock room of the Piggly  Wiggly.
"Yeah, I heard that, too."
She batted her beautiful, bedroom eyes and smiled at me as the flames roared, consuming the cardboard in seconds.
"Are you going to see it?"  The girl exhaled a puff of smoke as she snuffed out her Benson & Hedges menthol cigarette on the  cinderblock wall.
I shook my head, "Naw, me and Big Ed and some other guys are going camping out on the Pease River Saturday."
I noticed a slight pause as she struggled to regroup, "Well, it's showing Friday night, too.  I want to go, but it would scare me to go with a  girlfriend...or by myself." 


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