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    A Farmer's Road
    Joke Info
    Category : Farmer
    Rating : 5.00
    Contributor : n/a
    Type : T


    A cocky State Highway employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old
    farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible
    new road."

    The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field."
    The Highway employee said, "I have the authority of the State Government
    to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on
    your farm land."

    So the old farmer went about his farm chores.

    Later, he heard loud screams and saw the State Highways employee running
    for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was
    madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the
    employee every step!!

    The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!"

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