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    The Twelve Days of Christmas FarmVille Style:
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    Category : People
    Rating : 5.00
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    Type : T


    The Twelve Days of Christmas FarmVille Style: On the First day of Christmas, FarmVille will give to me, one Winter Wonderland with the chance of a new Farming Degree! ... On the Second day of Christmas, FarmVille will give to me, Two lost turtles, out of sync errors, and encourage me to buy a new tree! On the Third day of Christmas, FarmVille will give to me, Three snow hens, still searching for those turtles, and a silver Mastery for my farming degree! On the Fourth day of Christmas, FarmVille will give to me, Four flighty birds, no place to put them, now I need an upgrade, and property doesn\'t come cheap or free! On the Fifth day of Christmas, FarmVille will give to me, Five quests to follow, Reindeer for reward, bugs in the system, is it possible they were infested with fleas? On the Sixth day of Christmas, FarmVille will give to me, Six geese a-straying, a new pen to build, so many supplies needed, everyone back to the boards with pleas! On the Seventh day of Christmas, FarmVille will give to me, Seven gnomes to choose from, have to take them all, because they\'ll look so festive around my new tree! On the Eighth day of Christmas, FarmVille will give to me, Eight hours of playing, my farm is such a mess, must decorate it better, for all my neighbors to come and see! On the Ninth day of Christmas, FarmVille will give to me, Nine new ways of paying, have to get that farm cash, otherwise, what kind of Farmer would I be? On the Tenth day of Christmas, FarmVille will give to me, 10 more pens to build, new seeds to buy, more Quests to follow, and damn, I forgot to harvest my tree! On the Eleventh day of Christmas, FarmVille will give to me, Eleven neighbors spamming, viruses and threats, people going crazy, because we need completion of our Gold Mastery. And on the Twelfth day of Christmas, FarmVille will have given to me, 12 major headaches, 11 neighbors angry, 10 pens to fill, 9 empty game-cards, 8 decorations for storage, 7 useless gnomes, 6 geese not laying, 5 bugs to overcome, 4 new plots, 3 winter hens, 2 turtles I deleted, and my artificial, but completed Farming Degree!!!!

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