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Not long after I got out of college I took a job as a land agent with the State. One night I went to the home of a property owner to present an offer to purchase property that was needed for a highway improvement project. Well the old guy was just a clabber clod. He didn't like me. he didn't like the State.

He said, "What are you going to do if I don't want to talk to you?"

I said, "Well sir, I am going back to the office tomorrow and tell them you don't want to talk to me."

He said, "Well what will they do then?"

I said, "I reckon they will find somebody who is bigger, meaner and uglier than me to come out and talk to you."

H said, "I don't see how they can find any body who is uglier."

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