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GOAT JOKE OF THE DAY

Goat Joke of the Day
Once ther was an insurance saleman from the city going out to the farm community to sell insurance to the farmers. He was way out in the country when he had engine trouble. Not knowing anything about cars he gets out and looks under the hood anyway.
All of a sudden he hears a voice that says " Its the carborator "

The insurance man jumps , and looks around, seeing no one . He then looks under the hood again hoping it is something visible that he could fix himself, when he hears the voice again " Its the carborator "

The man jumps again and turns around only seeing a huge Boer billy goat behind him. Scared out of his wits he takes off running to the nearest farm house he can see.

He knocks on the door, the farmer answers, the man immediately goes into his speal about the goat.

The farmer scratches his head and says " Does he have one straight ear and one floppy ear? "

The man nods "Yes, Yes ".

The farmer laughs and says " Don't worry about him he doesn't know as much about cars as he thinks he does"


By: The Rusty Goat

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Why goat jokes? Well, judging by my name, it stands to reason that I might be fond of the animals...and they are very funny little critters. I've spent years rounding up every goat joke I could find...even made a few up myself! I gotta admit, there is a sense of satisfaction in knowing I have the best collection of goat jokes anywhere...read these jokes and laugh! Texas Goat - Goat Care

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