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07/25/2014 04:30 PM
Solar Blast Nearly Sent Earth to Stone Age
Thwack! No TVs, hospital equipment, water, or electrical light—all of those miseries and more nearly befell us two years ago thanks to a huge solar storm. Scientists say that on July 23, 2012, the sun belched its biggest solar flare in more than 150 years and barely missed our...
07/24/2014 12:59 PM
232 Teeth Removed From Boy's Head
When doctors in India opened up a tumor in a teenager’s lower jaw on Monday, something unexpected happened. “Little pearl-like teeth started coming out, one by one. Initially, we were collecting them, they were really like small white pearls. But then we started to get tired. We counted 232 teeth,...
07/24/2014 08:33 AM
Isolated Tribe Makes First Contact, Promptly Catches Flu
When an isolated tribe emerged from the Amazon in recent weeks and initiated contact with Brazilian scientists in the village of Ashaninka near the Peruvian border, some called the move "potentially tragic" —and, indeed, though they were quickly quarantined for their own safety, all five men and two women were...
07/22/2014 03:06 AM
Sheriff Ditches 'Trendy' Orange Jail Jumpsuits
A sheriff who blames the Netflix series Orange Is the New Black for making orange jumpsuits trendy has put his inmates in the black-and-white stripes that prisoners wore a century ago. "Some people think it's cool to look like an inmate of the Saginaw County Jail with wearing all-orange jumpsuits...
07/21/2014 05:35 PM
World's 'Longest Poop' Could Fetch $10K
This Saturday, a Beverly Hills gallery plans to auction off a piece of crap—literally. The IM Chait Gallery says it will put a 40-inch-long piece of excrement up for auction, and it hopes to fetch around $10,000, LiveScience reports. Why the big bucks? The "eye-watering" poop "boasts a...

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07/25/2014 10:55 PM
California to have 4 governors in 4 days next week
SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — How many governors does it take to run the state of California? Next week, the answer's four.
07/25/2014 09:02 PM
Yes! Former WWE champ catches suspected burglar
PHOENIX (AP) — A former WWE champion known as Daniel Bryan chased two burglary suspects he saw exiting his Phoenix home this week and subdued one until officers arrived, investigators said.
07/25/2014 05:14 PM
Amazon worker piloted drone around Space Needle
SEATTLE (AP) — An employee from out of town was the operator of a drone that buzzed the Seattle Space Needle this week, police said.
07/25/2014 02:13 PM
Wyoming Town for Sale Includes Home, Bar, and General Store, But It Has a Few Downsides
Your wish to own a town can be granted — if you have $1.5 million to spare. Welcome to Aladdin, Wyo. Population: 15. Yes, the town is named symbolically after the riches-seeker in the folktales of "Arabian Nights." Judy Brengle's husband had bought her the town as a gift after their kids left for college. It's now up for grabs, a la handwritten for-sale sign.
07/25/2014 01:29 PM
Toddler crashes Jeep, runs home to watch cartoons

This photo provided by the Myrtle Creek Police Department shows a Jeep that authorities say a toddler crashed into an home in Myrtle Creek, Ore. The 3-year-old boy wearing only a diaper climbed into the Jeep on Tuesday, July 24, 2014, and knocked it out of gear, according to authorities. Witnesses said it rolled down the street, through an intersection and into the house, causing minor damage. After the crash authorities said the toddler ran back to his home to watch cartoons. (AP Photo/Myrtle Creek Police Department)MYRTLE CREEK, Ore. (AP) — Police say a toddler crashed a Jeep into an Oregon home, then ran back to his home to watch cartoons.

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07/25/2014 06:00 PM
American Voices: Tylenol No Better Than Sugar Pills For Helping Back Pain
A new study has found that Tylenol is no more effective for treating back pain than placebo sugar pills.

07/25/2014 05:00 PM
Scientists: Rich People, Poor People May Have Shared Common Ancestor
ITHACA, NY—According to a study released this week by geneticists at Cornell University, substantial evidence indicates that rich people and poor people—disparate populations long thought to be entirely unrelated—may have once shared a s...

07/25/2014 04:10 PM
[video] Israel Unveils New Defense System To Deflect Accusations Of Human Rights Violations
A new report finds climate change skeptics could reach catastrophic levels by 2020, the nation’s gratuitously sexual couples announce plans to wait in line at Six Flags, and a local grandpa looks absolutely precious in his new baseball cap.

07/25/2014 04:00 PM
Executioner Enters Lethal Injection Room With Bag From Home Depot
MCALESTER, OK—Shortly before administering a lethal injection to a prisoner sentenced to death by the state, Oklahoma Department of Corrections executioner Michael Callahan reportedly entered the death chamber Friday at Oklahoma State Penitentiary c...

07/25/2014 03:00 PM
Report: Most Americans Have Enough Saved For Retirement To Live Comfortably On Streets
WASHINGTON—Taking into account current market conditions, average 401K contributions, and forecasted cost of living increases, a report released Friday by the Employee Benefit Research Institute concluded that the majority of Americans have saved en...

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07/25/2014 10:28 PM
BART's coliseum station closed due to A's signing a new 10-year lease [Obvious]
Obvious [link] [7 comments]

07/25/2014 09:58 PM
Not News: Insurance refuses to buy 6 year old a prosthetic arm. News: Engineering students decide to build him one. FARK: Boy now has new bionic arm. It cost $350.00 to build. And the students just put the design into the public domain - for free [Co
Cool [link] [45 comments]

07/25/2014 09:55 PM
Here is a list of some of the best New Yorker articles that you have three months to read before they go behind the paywall [Cool]
Cool [link] [11 comments]

07/25/2014 09:24 PM
Man searches abandoned house, finds "old mop" and brings it to the local SPCA to get cleaned up [Sappy]
Sappy [link] [23 comments]

07/25/2014 08:51 PM
Turns out International travel insurance isn't all inclusive in case of horrific Mexican ziplining accidents [Scary]
Scary [link] [31 comments]

07/25/2014 08:42 PM
Who would have thought that a violent felon who repeatedly runs from the cops would make a reliable informant? Well, the cops, apparently [Dumbass]
Dumbass [link] [7 comments]

07/25/2014 08:40 PM
Y'know how that airliner getting shot down last week was going to force Russia to re-assess their aggression in Ukraine and back off? Yeah, today they started shelling Ukraine and giving more weapons to the nuts who shot down the plane last week [Fol
Followup [link] [105 comments]

07/25/2014 08:22 PM
Woman who tested positive for the ebola virus has escaped quarantine and is now loose in a city of one million people. FUEL AIR BOMB [Scary]
Scary [link] [99 comments]

07/25/2014 08:00 PM
Photoshop this leisurely reader [Photoshop]
Photoshop [link] [14 comments]

07/25/2014 07:38 PM
Pineapple upside-down truck [Fail]
Fail [link] [13 comments]

07/25/2014 07:31 PM
Congratulations, Northern Virginia, on finally being named the North American hub of a major disease outbreak [Scary]
Scary [link] [36 comments]

07/25/2014 07:19 PM
Nope [Strange]
Strange [link] [59 comments]

07/25/2014 06:32 PM
"Hi, yes, we'd like to order a family-sized pizza. Our address? Oh, we live in the rental truck we stole a couple of months ago" [Sad]
Sad [link] [28 comments]

07/25/2014 06:27 PM
An absurd Middle East peace plan that might work [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [91 comments]

07/25/2014 06:25 PM
If you're an older lady and you want to make a few nice gestures for the kids in your community, it's probably not a good idea to start anonymously leaving porcelain dolls on the doorsteps of girls to whom they hold an eerie resemblance [Followup]
Followup [link] [63 comments]

07/25/2014 06:07 PM
UN Secretary General to Hamas and Israeli forces: "This is wrong. You must stop fighting." Of course both sides lay down their weapons and hug each other [Unlikely]
Unlikely [link] [113 comments]

07/25/2014 05:37 PM
Profiles of some of the victims of MH17 will make the room dusty [Sad]
Sad [link] [41 comments]

07/25/2014 05:21 PM
OK, let me mansplain to you wimmins why you need to stay away from that 50 Shades of Grey movie [Stupid]
Stupid [link] [142 comments]

07/25/2014 05:19 PM
Help. I've fallen in the tub and I can't get out. (repeat for 11 days) [Scary]
Scary [link] [19 comments]

07/25/2014 05:09 PM
Pope Francis heads down to the cafeteria for lunch with the regular workers. In other news, there's a Vatican cafeteria [Cool]
Cool [link] [99 comments]

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"Hey, wanna see my finger?" Sam Stewart reached toward my desk and set a baby food jar on it.
"No way! They let you keep your finger?" I peered at the digit floating in liquid inside the jar.
"What the hell were they gonna do with it?" He laughed and the rest of the group joined in.
"Did it hurt when you got it yanked off?" I had already heard that Sam lost the finger when he leaped from the bed of a wheat truck during the summer. A ring on his finger had gotten caught on a tie-down hook and took the finger clean off.
"Naw, it didn't hurt." He rolled his eyes as he held up his right hand and showed us the remaining stub.
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