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07/29/2015 12:47 AM
[ Singles & Dating ] Open Question : Stalker! Ex BF in danger and I am scared. Random numbers texting me?
I'm in a legal situation and have a protective order against some guy. This happened about a week ago. Since then, four different numbers have texted me threatening my ex I was with for three years. This creep somehow got my number and my exes and says all this racist stuff towards us because I am white and he is black. My ex stupidly met up with him and got in a little fight. These different numbers all have one thing in common which is they're talking about the same thing. Tonight, this number text me a pic of my exes car saying "I'm waiting for him" and I looked at the pic he sent me and it said it's from "text free" which is a texting app. This shows me it's the same guy. I wonder if this guy is related to the guy I have a protective order against. Any ideas? I'm no longer with my ex obviously but I still really care for him. I really need ideas.

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