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11/24/2014 10:49 AM
History Buffs: Iwo Jima Photo Has 70-Year-Old Error
Two amateur historians—one in Ireland, another in Nebraska—say that after spending dozens of hours reviewing the iconic World War II photo of the flag-raising in Iwo Jima, and consulting other historic photos and documents, one of the six men listed in the photo has been misidentified. Their full...
11/24/2014 09:11 AM
Family: Town Plans to Take, Kill Our Pit Bull
One family in Moreauville, La., says its beloved dog has never bit or attacked anyone. In fact, the family with six children calls Zeus something of a therapy dog for daughter O'Hara Owens, who is in a wheelchair and suffers from severe neck problems that also have her in a...
11/23/2014 10:54 AM
Seals Busted Having Sex With ... Penguins
Scientists are documenting "sexual coercion" in the Antarctic, and it's probably not anything like what one might think: Young male Antarctic fur seals, it seems, have been documented having sex with King penguins of undetermined gender, reports the BBC , via a study in the journal Polar Biology . Scientists observed a...
11/22/2014 08:29 AM
In the Future, Blowing on Cash Could Reveal If It's Counterfeit
Scientists are working on an easier way to detect counterfeit money—and they have beetles to thank for it. The system, which would allow people to reveal counterfeit cash by breathing on it, is based on the ability of a longhorn beetle species to change color based on local humidity,...
11/21/2014 07:04 PM
China Hospital Helps Guys Feel Pain of Childbirth
A hospital in China is giving men a unique way to share the experience of childbirth—specifically, the pain of childbirth—with women. Reuters reports that Aima maternity hospital offers sessions in which guys can have pads attached to their abdomen that deliver electric shocks in gradually increasing intensity over...

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11/24/2014 11:31 AM
Police: Facebook posts of stolen guns spur arrest
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — A New Mexico man is facing charges after police say he posted Facebook photos of stolen guns from an unsolved burglary.
11/24/2014 08:07 AM
Iowa woman locked up after locked out of home
IOWA CITY, Iowa (AP) — Police say an Iowa woman who was locked out of her apartment has been locked up after officers who helped her regain entry found pot plants and drug paraphernalia inside.
11/23/2014 06:34 PM
Joey Chestnut devours turkey to win eating contest

FILE - In this July 4, 2014, file photo, Joey Chestnut raises his fist in the air after winning Nathan's Famous Fourth of July International Hot Dog Eating contest at Coney Island in New York. Ten contestants vied to see who could eat the most of a 20-pound turkey in a competition Saturday, Nov. 22 at Foxwoods Resort Casino in Connecticut. Chestnut won the contest, setting a record by devouring an entire bird. (AP Photo/John Minchillo, File)MASHANTUCKET, Conn. (AP) — Competitive eater Joey Chestnut has won a turkey-eating contest in Connecticut, setting a record by devouring an entire bird.

11/23/2014 08:30 AM
Cops: Naked suspect assaults man, 84, at airport
BOSTON (AP) — A naked man fell through the ceiling of a women's bathroom at Logan Airport on Saturday, then ran out of the restroom and viciously assaulted an elderly man while he was still in the buff and bleeding, before being arrested, state police said.
11/22/2014 08:18 PM
Bighorn sheep escapes Los Angeles Zoo, dies after car strikes it
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A bighorn sheep escaped from the Los Angeles Zoo at Griffith Park on Saturday and dashed around the hills in the park for hours before it ended up on a residential street where it was struck by a car and died, a zoo spokeswoman said. The sheep got free from its enclosure and darted through an area where zoo visitors were gathered. It escaped the zoo, probably by jumping a fence, and scampered around the hills of the park, said zoo spokeswoman April Spurlock. ...
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11/24/2014 11:42 AM
New Contraception Law Would Require Teenagers To Consult With 3 Different Peers Before Selecting Birth Control Method
COLUMBUS, OH—In an effort to help them make informed decisions about their reproductive health, a state law passed Monday will require teenagers to consult with at least three different peers before selecting a method of birth control.

11/24/2014 11:39 AM
Allowance To Teach Child Importance Of Parental Dependence
MUNCIE, IN—Saying that they wanted to instill lifelong financial habits in their young son, the parents of 9-year-old Jeremy Lambert explained to reporters Monday that they give him a weekly $10 allowance to teach him the importance of parental depe...

11/24/2014 11:36 AM
Driving Instructor Has Own Gas Pedal In Case Student Total Pussy
GREENVILLE, SC—Saying that he only uses it as a last resort, local driver’s ed instructor Bill Dennison confirmed Monday that there is an extra gas pedal on his side of the vehicle in case one of his students is a complete pussy.

11/24/2014 10:15 AM
Slideshow: The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 24, 2014
The Week In Pictures – Week Of November 24, 2014

11/24/2014 10:04 AM
American Voices: Study: Women In Power More Prone To Depression
According to a new study, women in positions of authority who have the power to hire, fire, and determine the pay of workers are more prone to depression symptoms, which may be because female bosses are more heavily scrutinized than their male peers and e...

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11/24/2014 12:03 PM
Fark NotNewsletter #14: The Farksgiving Edition [FarkBlog]
FarkBlog [link] [2 comments]

11/24/2014 11:26 AM
Just another day in court ... a judge on the bench, clients represented by attorneys, one lawyer dressed up as Thomas Jefferson [Dumbass]
Dumbass [link] [15 comments]

11/24/2014 11:10 AM
If you had 'two weeks' in the pool as to when the London Tower Bridge's new 140ft-high glass walkway would be smashed by a drunken visitor who dropped a bottle of beer straight through it, come claim your prize [Followup]
Followup [link] [57 comments]

11/24/2014 10:42 AM
If you're one of the millions of people heading to the airports this holiday season because you're a masochist, here are tips on surviving the ten worst airports in North America [PSA]
PSA [link] [64 comments]

11/24/2014 10:37 AM
Oh shiat, we found Atlantis [Cool]
Cool [link] [72 comments]

11/24/2014 10:36 AM
Fairway plane gets home in one, an abscessive compulsive dentist, and Toyota unveils the Hindenberg: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 11/16 - 11/22 [FarkBlog]
FarkBlog [link] [0 comments]

11/24/2014 10:30 AM
How we've ended up with the modern monster megaturkey of today and why it's so different than those of the 1930s. Happy megabird Thanksgiving [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [100 comments]

11/24/2014 10:05 AM
"St. Louis police were investigating an incident in which a woman waving a gun inside a vehicle and saying she was "ready for Ferguson" apparently shot herself in the head by accident" [Dumbass]
Dumbass [link] [48 comments]

11/24/2014 09:45 AM
Man called 911 and made fake gunshot noises in order to escape traffic tickets [Dumbass]
Dumbass [link] [27 comments]

11/24/2014 09:45 AM
George Washington thought people should pray publicly on Thanksgiving, and Franklin Roosevelt moved it from the last Thursday in November to the third one to give people more time to shop for Christmas [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [47 comments]

11/24/2014 09:00 AM
Photoshop these boobies [Photoshop]
Photoshop [link] [28 comments]

11/24/2014 08:20 AM
Woman fleeing police in a stolen SUV manages to implode a two-story brick building. Bonus: She was also talking on her cell phone [Fail]
Fail [link] [53 comments]

11/24/2014 07:57 AM
John Oliver says turkeys are too delicious to keep pardoning: 'Death to turkeys' [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [46 comments]

11/24/2014 03:14 AM
Epileptic boy who would seize every 15 minutes and only had his condition worsen by taking an anti-seizure drug has been seizure free for 9 weeks thanks to medical cannabis oil donated by a dispensary as his insurance won't cover it [Spiffy]
Spiffy [link] [180 comments]

11/24/2014 02:58 AM
America has been doing taxes wrong for 50 years. Economists say we should tax the rich at 90% [Obvious]
Obvious [link] [398 comments]

11/24/2014 12:42 AM
Panic grips South Korea as the government threatens to jail A) protesters B) jaywalkers or C) unauthorized 'selfie stick' retailers [Strange]
Strange [link] [47 comments]

11/24/2014 12:21 AM
Australian mother charged with attempted dingo feeding [Sick]
Sick [link] [50 comments]

11/23/2014 09:43 PM
Woman buys gun because she fears unrest in Ferguson. While in a car with boyfriend, she pulls out the gun to show that she is ready for unrest. Boyfriend, who was driving, ducks and hits another car. Gun goes off and kills woman. Ta da [Ironic]
Ironic [link] [421 comments]

11/23/2014 09:36 PM
California town restores Biblical Christmas displays built by Disneyland artisan and the recurring problems of stolen Jesus: "The one that replaced him had a mullet. It was really bad" [Spiffy]
Spiffy [link] [29 comments]

11/23/2014 08:26 PM
'If We Left, They Wouldn't Have Nobody' [Hero]
Hero [link] [125 comments]

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"I may not go home...maybe my daddy will come over here looking for me. Maybe he'll kick your deserve it, you know."
I lit up a Marlboro and blew smoke rings, watching them circle above my head, eventually evaporating. I managed to smoke the entire cigarette before her whiny voice called from the bedroom.
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