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01/26/2015 03:21 AM
[ Immigration ] Open Question : How hard is it to live on your own?
Ok I'm 15 and im really tired of hearing my mom's mouth so I wanna move out. It's sends easy to get a job and pay bills and things like that.she says it's hard but everthing is complicated with her so I wanna no from someone else how actually difficult it is to support urself

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01/25/2015 08:00 PM
Suit: Man's Penis Ruined Thanks to His Insurer
As far as lawsuits go, this line contained in one filed by Rupert Collins against his insurer has to rank among the most horrifying: "Rupert's penis and urethra is permanently eroded away." Courthouse News Service has the graphic details on Collins' suit, which he filed Dec. 30 against Kaiser Foundation...
01/25/2015 09:03 AM
Kentucky State Senator: 1891 Rule Voids My DUI Bust
A Kentucky state senator accused of driving drunk on the legislature's opening day this month has invoked a law brought in by predecessors who traveled in horse-drawn carriages. Brandon Smith's lawyer filed a request this week to dismiss his DUI charge based on an 1891 provision in the state constitution...
01/24/2015 05:25 PM
Man's Desert Sex Costs Him $250K
A British couple's decision to make love at a Nevada hot spring has resulted in a $250,000 medical bill. Peter Cousins and Dawn Reed, who were traveling around the world, decided to have sex at the spot, which was 60 miles from the nearest phone signal—and it turned...
01/24/2015 12:03 PM
Woman Lives on Cruise Ship, for $164K a Year
As far as repeat cruisegoers go, you'd be hard-pressed to beat the record of Lee Wachtstetter. The 86-year-old Florida woman logged 89 cruises with her husband of 50 years, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. After he died of cancer in 1997 (making her promise to keep cruising...
01/24/2015 09:00 AM
Couple Told They Can't Park Truck in Own Driveway
Like parking in your driveway? So do David and Arna Orlando, but their homeowners' association says they can't—and is suing to make the point, the Post-Standard reports. The Kimry Moor Homeowners Association in the town of Manlius, NY, just outside Syracuse, cites its regulations in telling the Orlandos to...

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01/25/2015 06:44 PM
Zoo offers creepy way for lovelorn to get even with exes
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Feeling the sting of rejection? Itching to get even with an ex? The San Francisco Zoo is offering the burned and spurned masses the chance to "adopt" a hissing cockroach or giant scorpion in honor of their special ex-someone for Valentine's Day.
01/25/2015 05:57 PM
Dog gets 2nd chance in Utah after escaping death in Indiana
KANAB, Utah (AP) — A dog is getting a new lease on life at a Utah animal sanctuary a month after escaping a worse fate in Indiana: being euthanized and having its cremated ashes mixed with those of its late owner.
01/25/2015 04:09 PM
Naked violinist sues over arrest in Portland last year
PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — A Hillsboro, Oregon, man arrested after playing a violin while naked outside the federal courthouse in Portland last year is suing police.
01/25/2015 04:09 PM
Suspected burglar falls through ceiling, lands near police
HOUSTON (AP) — Authorities say a man's plans to break into a Houston store fell through, after he crashed through the ceiling and landed in front of police.
01/25/2015 01:55 PM
Police: Drunken driver hits squad car during DWI arrest
GRAND PRAIRIE, Texas (AP) — Police in a Dallas suburb say a drunken driver crashed into an empty squad car while officers were busy dealing with another drunken driver they had pulled over.
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01/24/2015 10:00 PM
Biden Co-Presents Best New Starlet Award With Shyla Stylez At 2015 AVN Adult Movie Awards Show
LAS VEGAS—After winking and giving a thumbs-up to several female attendees seated in the front row as he crossed the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino stage, Vice President Joe Biden presented the trophy for Best New Starlet alongside pornographic actress ...

01/23/2015 03:21 PM
American Voices: Study: Dog Movies Spur Adoption For Up To 10 Years
A study has found that popular dog movies can boost adoption of featured breeds for up to 10 years after their release, though in previous cases, many families have quickly returned dogs they were not prepared to own.

01/23/2015 01:16 PM
New NCAA Regulations Prohibit Student-Athletes From Studying More Than 30 Hours Per Week
INDIANAPOLIS—Hailing the importance of maintaining a proper balance between education and sports, the NCAA announced new regulations Friday prohibiting student-athletes from dedicating more than 30 hours each week to studying.

01/23/2015 12:42 PM
Opinion: I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back (by Andrea Martin)
By Andrea Martin

01/23/2015 11:48 AM
American Voices: Study Links Negative Tweets To More Heart Disease
According to a new study, tweets that convey negative emotions such as hate, hostility, or boredom correlate to higher rates of heart disease-related deaths in the surrounding community.

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01/24/2015 07:02 PM
Hermaphrodite puppy adopted after successful sex-assignment surgery
Fred Lambert
CALDWELL, Idaho, Jan. 24 (UPI) -- A chihuahua-mix puppy born with both female and male sex organs was adopted in Idaho after an operation to remove one of its sets of genitalia.
01/24/2015 05:44 PM
Parent complains about 'Po Pimp' homework assignment
Fred Lambert
NEWTON COUNTY, Ga., Jan. 24 (UPI) -- A parent concerned over a fourth-grade homework assignment featuring the words "Po Pimp," a song by rap group Do or Die, complained to a Georgia school board.
01/23/2015 09:02 PM
Kentucky state senator wants DUI dropped under 1891 law
Danielle Haynes
FRANKFORT, Ky., Jan. 23 (UPI) -- Kentucky State Sen. Brandon Smith wants his driving under the influence charge dismissed under a 19th-century law.
01/23/2015 03:59 PM
Singapore man fined $15,800 for throwing cigarette butts out his window
Ben Hooper
SINGAPORE, Jan. 23 (UPI) -- Authorities in Singapore announced a fine of more than $15,000 was imposed on a litterbug caught on camera tossing cigarette butts from his high-rise window.
01/23/2015 03:19 PM
'Crazy hockey dad' breaks glass with his hand
Ben Hooper
YORK, Pa., Jan. 23 (UPI) -- A "crazy hockey dad" at a Florida girl's tournament found himself banned from a rink after he was caught on video breaking the glass during a game.
01/23/2015 02:51 PM
Zoo releases first footage of newborn pygmy hippo
Ben Hooper
WHIPSNADE, England, Jan. 23 (UPI) -- The Whipsnade Zoo in England has released footage of a pygmy hippo born the day after Christmas exploring his new environment.
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01/25/2015 03:00 AM
What Running into an Ex is Actually Like
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01/25/2015 03:00 AM
5 Corporate Slogans That Backfired in Painful Ways
By Kathy Benjamin  Published: January 25th, 2015 

01/25/2015 03:00 AM
18 Products That Say More About You Than You Realize
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01/26/2015 02:37 AM
Land dog meets sea dog. dawwwwww [Sappy]
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01/26/2015 01:13 AM
Japan getting sneaky with an aircraft carrier. This is not a repeat from 1941 [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [52 comments]

01/26/2015 12:09 AM
French judge tells couple they can't name their child Nutella because "that is the trade name of a spread" [Hero]
Hero [link] [51 comments]

01/25/2015 10:41 PM
Upset that cops used pictures of black people for target practice, dozens of Lutheran clergy send photos in ministry garb to police, ask to be their targets instead. They sent one picture of each side so they could turn the other cheek [Hero]
Hero [link] [90 comments]

01/25/2015 09:53 PM
Crash survivors land in cemetery. Sixth grade riddlers rejoice [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [28 comments]

01/25/2015 09:17 PM
MILF leaves 30 Filipino police dead. Probably would not hit that [Scary]
Scary [link] [36 comments]

01/25/2015 08:49 PM
♫ One mall in Bangkok's filled with fish and oysters, but now the residents must set them free ♫ So every local with a pail's a hoister, dumping all the fishes back into the sea ♫ I can feel a catfish wriggling next to me ♫ [Strange]
Strange [link] [41 comments]

01/25/2015 08:14 PM
British scientists want to unleash millions of genetically engineered mosquitoes in the Keys. What could possibly go wrong? [Florida]
Florida [link] [63 comments]

01/25/2015 08:00 PM
Photoshop this laughing matter [Photoshop]
Photoshop [link] [39 comments]

01/25/2015 07:46 PM
Chicago police make $1M pot bust. In other news, the remaining members of the Grateful Dead announce their final shows together at Soldier Field [Obvious]
Obvious [link] [25 comments]

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As she pushed passed the two of us, Big Ed grinned and hollered at the auburn haired girl,
"Stuck-up! Don't bother speaking to the hired help!"
The girl swung her arm behind her back and flipped us off, cocking her head and giving us a sly grin.
"I think I like that girl." I smiled as I watched her disappear around the corner.
"Rusty, I figure that girl ain't nothin' but trouble...and her big ol' boyfriend will chew you up and spit you out. Best leave her alone!"
I barely heard Ed's remark as my mind replayed that look she had given me moments before. Nope, I was pretty sure that, given the chance, I'd like to see what kind of trouble Julie Ann Mathis was made out of.
From: Nineteen Seventy Something

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