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04/01/2015 11:14 AM
ESPN Writer Shares Moving Eulogy for Son, 21
Max Maisel was last seen at a pier leading into Lake Ontario on Feb. 22; roughly a month later, police ended their water search for the 21-year-old Rochester Institute of Technology student's body. While Rochester police yesterday told the Democrat and Chronicle he's classified as a missing person, a day...
04/01/2015 09:33 AM
Behind Grandma's Criminal Charges: 25-Year-Old Hot Chocolate
What should have been a sweet treat has reportedly resulted in charges for a 77-year-old grandmother in Italy. Three kids and at least two adults—one of whom was the woman herself—got sick after they drank the stuff, which came from a bag that expired 25 years ago, UPI...
04/01/2015 09:18 AM
Woman's Letter to Plane's Pilots Goes Viral
Jai Dillon's Twitter bio describes him as an "airline pilot operating the B737 soon to be operating the A320." So it's not overly surprising that he'd tweet something a fellow pilot passed along. Except in this instance, and in the context of the Germanwings crash , it's a tweet that certainly...
03/31/2015 08:07 PM
Owner of 840-Pound Emerald May Finally Be Decided
An 840-pound emerald is still without a clear owner after six years in police custody, but that could be settled soon in Los Angeles Superior Court. Judge Michael Johnson says a case to determine the rightful owner of the 180,000-carat Bahia Emerald, found in Brazil in 2001, will move...
03/30/2015 03:45 PM
Woman Finds Kidney Donor —via Plea on Car Window
It's not everyone who appeals to strangers they pass on the road to give them an organ, and it's definitely not everyone who spots such an appeal, turns to his wife, and says, "Did you get her number? Text her right now." But two such strangers found each other on...

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04/01/2015 10:58 PM
Judge ends Maine man's attempt to salvage Cape Cod shipwreck
PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — A treasure hunter's effort to salvage what he calls $3 billion in platinum from a World War II shipwreck off Cape Cod has been ended by a federal judge.
04/01/2015 05:00 PM
'Miracle dog' survives being hit by car, clubbed, abandoned

In this photo taken on Tuesday, March 31, 2015, Ryann Simmons sits with the dog his girlfriend is fostering at their home in Moses Lake, Wash. The dog, Theia, survived being run over, beaten with a hammer and buried, and now needs surgery. (AP Photo/The Spokesman-Review, Jesse Tinsley)SPOKANE, Wash. (AP) — The stray dog was hit by a car, clubbed in the head and left for dead in a ditch in Washington state. Days later, the 1-year-old bully breed mix showed up sickly and covered in dirt at a nearby farm.

04/01/2015 04:34 PM
Stalled replica pirate ship towed to port after crew rescued
BOSTON (AP) — A disabled Canadian replica pirate ship whose nine crewmembers were rescued by the Coast Guard has been towed to a southern Maine shipyard.
04/01/2015 09:32 AM
'Spicy' scent of a Burger King store entices cologne buyers

A customer enters a Burger King fast-food restaurant in Tokyo, Wednesday, April 1, 2015. Burger King said last month that a special Whopper grilled beef burger-scented cologne will be sold on April 1 in Japan. (AP Photo/Shizuo Kambayashi)TOKYO (AP) — The whiff of a Whopper made hundreds of customers hungry for a Burger King special Wednesday — "Flame Grilled" cologne.

04/01/2015 09:13 AM
Tiny songbird tracked across 1,700 miles of open ocean

In this June 2013 photo released by the Cornell University Lab of Ornithology, a blackpoll warbler sits on a limb in New Hampshire. A study to be published Wednesday, April 1, 2015, in the journal Biology Letters found that the tiny songbird that summers in the forests of northern North America has been tracked on a 1,700-mile, over-the-ocean journey from the northeastern United States and eastern Canada to the islands of the Caribbean. (AP Photo/Cornell University Lab of Ornithology, Laura Erickson)MONTPELIER, Vt. (AP) — A tiny songbird that summers in the forests of northern North America has been tracked on a 1,700-mile, over-the-ocean journey from the northeastern United States and eastern Canada to the Caribbean as part of their winter migration to South America, according to a new study.

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04/01/2015 03:59 PM
Infographic: Tips For Dealing With College Rejection
Colleges across the country have mailed out acceptance and rejection letters for next year’s incoming class of students, which means many high school seniors will have to confront being denied admission to their top schools and figure out how to ...

04/01/2015 03:47 PM
American Voices: Study: Kids Allowed To Sip Alcohol Drink More As Teens
According to a new study, kids who have sipped alcohol by the sixth grade are five times more likely to have had a full drink by high school and four times more likely to get drunk or binge drink as teens.

04/01/2015 03:28 PM
60-Year-Old Corporate Executive Grotesquely Forms Word ‘Hashtag’
MINNEAPOLIS—Contorting his wrinkled mouth unnaturally in order to produce the vocalization, 60-year-old Vanderweigh Media CEO Robert Flynn reportedly employed his ancient organs of speech at a meeting Wednesday to grotesquely form the word “ha...

04/01/2015 02:26 PM
Walmart Vows To Defend Whichever Gays Buy Their Cheap Shit
BENTONVILLE, AR—Despite Governor Asa Hutchinson’s refusal to sign a controversial religious freedom bill that seemed to permit businesses to discriminate against homosexuals, officials from Arkansas-based retailer Walmart announced Wednesday t...

04/01/2015 01:45 PM
Woman Thinks She Can Just Waltz Back Into Work After Maternity Leave Without Bringing Baby To Office
KENWOOD, OH—Saying she has a lot of nerve to try and pull something like this, employees of insurance agency Boland & Sons told reporters Wednesday that coworker Emily Nelson seems to believe she can just waltz back into work after her maternity...

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04/01/2015 03:04 PM
April Fools' Day prank gone wrong burns Michigan apartment
Ben Hooper
ALLENDALE, Mich., April 1 (UPI) -- A Michigan college student's April Fools' prank gone wrong was blamed for an apartment fire that led to a building being evacuated, firefighters said.
04/01/2015 02:45 PM
Michigan stranger fixes van door from viral photo for free
Ben Hooper
MUSKEGON, Mich., April 1 (UPI) -- A Michigan woman whose van with a missing driver-side door was made famous by viral photos said the door was fixed by a stranger for free.
04/01/2015 02:12 PM
Idaho responders rescue 11 ducklings from storm drain
Ben Hooper
BOISE, Idaho, April 1 (UPI) -- Police in Boise, Idaho, shared pictures of emergency responders rescuing a family of ducklings from a storm drain under the watchful eye of the mother duck.
04/01/2015 01:21 PM
Florida dad uses Camaro to yank 8-year-old's tooth
Ben Hooper
TAMPA, Fla., April 1 (UPI) -- A Florida dad shared a video showing how he removed his 8-year-old son's loose tooth using some string and his Chevrolet Camero.
04/01/2015 12:45 PM
Russian viral video's 'innovation' makes 'tow trucks obsolete'
Ben Hooper
MOSCOW, April 1 (UPI) -- A viral video from Russia purports to render "tow trucks obsolete" with an "innovation" that's actually just a man sitting in a trunk and holding a tire.
04/01/2015 12:05 PM
Smart mailbox, selfie car among April Fools' Day pranks from companies
Ben Hooper
WASHINGTON, April 1 (UPI) -- "Smart" was the keyword for companies celebrating April Fools' Day with hoax videos and tweets including a smart mailbox, kitchen knife and airline seats.
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04/01/2015 03:00 AM
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04/01/2015 03:00 AM
The 34 Most Mind-Blowing Behind-the-Scenes Factoids Ever
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04/01/2015 03:00 AM
5 Extremists It's Impossible to Take Seriously
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04/01/2015 10:22 PM
California has one year of water left [Scary]
Scary [link] [63 comments]

04/01/2015 10:05 PM
The latest thing that's bad for you in large quantities: Iced tea [Scary]
Scary [link] [38 comments]

04/01/2015 09:11 PM
If you've already kicked the deputy in the groin, it really doesn't make any sense to offer him oral sex [Florida]
Florida [link] [31 comments]

04/01/2015 08:25 PM
Someone bought the openly anti-gay Indiana pizza place's domain name and made it look TOTALLY gay [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [184 comments]

04/01/2015 08:00 PM
Photoshop this macaw [Photoshop]
Photoshop [link] [24 comments]

04/01/2015 07:20 PM
Uh oh [PSA]
PSA [link] [34 comments]

04/01/2015 07:11 PM
Bad: Having to ride the bus. Worse: Your driver is reading a newspaper [Dumbass]
Dumbass [link] [34 comments]

04/01/2015 07:07 PM
Officials determine that substantial number of signatures on forger's petition to be on the ballot might be forgeries [Obvious]
Obvious [link] [8 comments]

04/01/2015 07:02 PM
A child, who was home alone, foils burglars ransacking home. You know, this would a great premise for a movie [Scary]
Scary [link] [17 comments]

04/01/2015 06:50 PM
Camden cop says he played with his creamer at Starbucks because of PTSD [Misc]
Misc [link] [39 comments]

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