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News Of The Stupid
11/30/2015 11:35 AM
Volunteer Guard at ‘Muslim-Free’ Store Shoots Himself by Accident
Volunteer Guard at ‘Muslim-Free’ Store Shoots Himself by Accident submitted by stankmanly
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11/30/2015 09:31 AM
Burglar stuck in chimney dies after homeowner lights fire
Burglar stuck in chimney dies after homeowner lights fire submitted by philamignon
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11/29/2015 12:33 PM
Man Attacks Roommate for Taking Too Long in Bathroom: Police
Man Attacks Roommate for Taking Too Long in Bathroom: Police submitted by stankmanly
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11/29/2015 03:21 PM
TIL: Russia ... Never tell a Russian to "pull out".
TIL: Russia ... Never tell a Russian to "pull out". submitted by jennanne_98
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11/27/2015 02:20 PM
Paranoid Pensioner Buries Life Savings Underground; Cash Gets Eaten By Worms
Paranoid Pensioner Buries Life Savings Underground; Cash Gets Eaten By Worms submitted by stankmanly
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Cracked: All Posts
11/30/2015 03:00 AM
The Bizarre Unspoken Truth About Pet Ownership
By Ben Joseph,CRACKED Staff  Published: November 30th, 2015 

11/30/2015 03:00 AM
19 Famous Places You Picture Wrong: Side By Side Comparisons
By CRACKED Readers  Published: November 30th, 2015 

11/30/2015 03:00 AM
Blood, Drugs, & Cheating: 5 R-Rated Realities Of Gymnastics
By Anonymous,Evan V. Symon  Published: November 30th, 2015 


Odd News Headlines - Yahoo News
11/30/2015 09:39 AM
Cops: Man took ambulance for joy ride, strands patient, EMTs
YORK, Pa. (AP) — Emergency workers in Pennsylvania got an unpleasant surprise when they wheeled a patient out of a home to their ambulance, only to find it wasn't there.
11/29/2015 03:09 PM
Stolen bust of Lincoln found at Gettysburg cemetery
GETTYSBURG, Pa. (AP) — A bust of Abraham Lincoln that was stolen from outside a museum near where he delivered the Gettysburg Address has been found.
11/29/2015 02:29 PM
Intruder dies in California chimney after homeowner lights fire
(Reuters) - A suspected burglar who attempted to enter a California home through the chimney died on Saturday after the homeowner lit a fire without realizing anyone was inside, police said. The man appeared to have climbed into the chimney during the night while the owner was away and then became stuck, according to the Fresno County Sheriff's Office. The homeowner tried to extinguish the flames, but firefighters who dismantled the chimney during a rescue effort found the suspect dead inside, the sheriff's office said.
11/29/2015 01:33 AM
Suspected burglar dies after getting stuck in chimney
FRESNO, Calif. (AP) — Authorities say a suspected burglar has died after getting stuck in a chimney in Central California.
11/28/2015 06:37 PM
Brazilian police hunt Santa Claus who stole Sao Paulo helicopter
Brazilian police are hunting for a Sao Paulo Santa Claus who kicked off the Christmas shopping season by stealing a helicopter. The thief rented the aircraft late Friday from an air taxi service at the Campo Marte airport in Sao Paulo for a Black Friday "surprise," the Sao Paulo state security secretariat said on Saturday. During the flight, the Santa forced the pilot to fly to a small farm outside of Sao Paulo city, where they were met by a third person, the secretariat said.
Yahoo Answers: Latest Questions
11/30/2015 05:25 PM
[ Fashion & Accessories ] Open Question : Earrings making my ears ich!?
I just recently taken out my gauges (size 4) and put in regular hypoallergenic earrings. Now my ears itch so bad. I clean them every day! Any tips?


Great Finds from Newser
11/30/2015 02:24 PM
Forger Claims 'Da Vinci' Is His Own Fake
It might be a da Vinci portrait of a 15th-century noblewoman. Or it might be a fake featuring a modern-day cashier named Sally. Or perhaps neither. Whatever the truth, a forger's "astonishing" claim in Britain has the art world buzzing, reports the Art Newspaper . The claim comes from Shaun Greenhalgh...
11/30/2015 12:42 PM
Calif. Man Pulls Off Good Deed Before His Death
A declined credit card, not enough cash to pay a $200 grocery bill, a long line of annoyed customers behind you, and a crying baby. It's enough to make most parents want to sink into the floor, and probably how Jamie-Lynne Knighten felt one night earlier this month at a...
11/30/2015 08:12 AM
Reese's Peanut Butter 'Trees' Cause Mass Confusion
It is a tree? Is it a turd? Is it worth getting upset about? Some say yes to the last and are taking to social media to complain about the blob-like shape of the Hershey Company's latest attempt to make holiday-themed Reese's peanut butter cups, reports CNN —this year allegedly...
11/29/2015 12:17 PM
A Unicorn Is Convincing People to Squat to Poop
The Western sitting toilet is, apparently, a crappy design. So say the American developers of the American-made Squatty Potty, which launched in 2011, got Shark Tank funding last November, and is now the subject of a viral video ad that features a unicorn that poops something most viewers can actually...
11/29/2015 10:27 AM
Was DB Cooper a Grocery Manager From Michigan?
On Nov. 24, 1971, an airplane hijacker who would become known as DB Cooper donned a parachute, strapped $200,000 in cash to his body, and leaped out of a Boeing 727 jetliner somewhere between Seattle, Wash., and Reno, Nev. His true identity and whether he survived the jump remain...


Odd News -
11/30/2015 04:44 PM
Canadian man wins painting of nude prime minister in online auction
Daniel Uria
VANCOUVER, British Columbia, Nov. 30 (UPI) -- A man from Vancouver bought a controversial nude portrait of former Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper for an undisclosed amount on classifieds site Kijiji.
11/30/2015 03:36 PM
Niagara police officer convicted in cheese-smuggling case
Daniel Uria
NIAGARA, Ontario, Nov. 30 (UPI) -- A former police officer in Niagara was sentenced to four months in prison in relation to a large-scale cheese-smuggling operation.
11/30/2015 03:03 PM
Robbers in Panda onesies target English convenience store
Daniel Uria
LINCOLNSHIRE, England, Nov. 30 (UPI) -- Two men held up an English newsstand, disguised in panda onesies and allegedly brandishing a handgun on Sunday night.
11/30/2015 02:47 PM
Oklahoma storm leaves behind 'Speed Limit' sign in ice
Ben Hooper
MUSTANG, Okla., Nov. 30 (UPI) -- An Oklahoma resident captured a photo of an unusual relic of a thawing ice storm -- a speed limit sign that left its imprint on a thin sheet of ice.
11/30/2015 02:37 PM
Baby pangolin and rescued mother released into the wild
Ben Hooper
BìNH GIANG, Vietnam, Nov. 30 (UPI) -- Wildlife rescuers in Vietnam captured footage of a mother and baby pangolin being released into the wild alongside 22 others of their species.
11/30/2015 02:32 PM
Swedish robot to help guide travelers through airports
Daniel Uria
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands, Nov. 30 (UPI) -- A Swedish university has found a way to make navigating airports easier by creating a robot designed to guide travelers to their terminals.