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04/17/2014 11:20 PM
[ Other - Food & Drink ] Open Question : How do you ask for days off at mc donalds?
... need May 23-25th off? Is mc do alds usually find with us asking for days off? Im a part time employee and need it off due...

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04/17/2014 02:50 PM
Guy Fails to Pay for 89-Cent Refill, Gets Fined $525
When a construction worker refilled his drink at the VA Medical Center in downtown Charleston, SC, yesterday, he had no idea it was going to lead to federal charges and a fine of $525. Christopher Lewis was on his lunch hour when he went back for more soda without paying...
04/17/2014 12:36 PM
You're Apparently Not Allowed to Sue General Mills
If you've "liked" a company on Facebook, downloaded its coupons, or really in any way interacted with it online, you might have inadvertently given up your right to sue it. The New York Times spotted new language in the privacy policy on General Mills' website indicating that customers who did...
04/17/2014 10:04 AM
'Most Haunted Place on Earth' Is for Sale
The island of Poveglia is, according to the Independent , "arguably the most haunted place on Earth"—and now it can be yours. The Italian government is auctioning off a lease to the unpopulated 17-acre island near Venice where, following the 1922 opening of a mental hospital, a doctor is said...
04/17/2014 09:20 AM
Study: Cherokee's Struggles Visible in Their Skulls
It turns out the Trail of Tears didn't just affect the Cherokee people's spirits. A new study by North Carolina State University and University of Tennessee researchers has found that their struggles actually reshaped their skulls. The research was reliant on research done long before the present day, by Franz...
04/17/2014 08:35 AM
Teen's Urine Ruins 38M Gallons of Portland's Water
Rest assured, Portland, Oregon: The water you drink is very, very clean. How sanitary? This sanitary: Water Bureau administrators are willing to flush 38 million gallons of the stuff and clean the open-air reservoir in order to make sure there's not the most miniscule amount of human urine in it....

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04/17/2014 08:00 PM
Tacoma zoo's trained owl spooked, flies off
TACOMA, Wash. (AP) — A Tacoma zoo says a Eurasian eagle owl named Forrest that is trained to fly during performances of its outdoor theater got spooked and flew off into a nearby park.
04/17/2014 06:10 PM
Freedom of religion? Yes. Freedom from religion? No.
Warren, Michigan is not a city with complete separation of church and state as is evident at city hall.
04/17/2014 05:12 PM
Lance Armstrong explains how to change a flat tire
A video from Outside magazine features the disgraced cyclist working in a bike shop.
04/17/2014 05:12 PM
Café has no plans to remove phallic sign
A report says it’s a real sign on a real establishment in Arlington’s Ballston (real name) neighborhood.
04/17/2014 04:32 PM
Man avoids $525 fine for refill at SC hospital
CHARLESTON, S.C. (AP) — A man who faced a $525 fine for refilling an 89-cent drink at a Veterans Affairs hospital apparently will get off with a warning.
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04/17/2014 06:00 PM
American Voices: ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ Sequel In The Works
The Hollywood Reporter announced that after a decade of delays and script rewrites, film studio Fox 2000 is making a sequel to Mrs.







04/17/2014 04:40 PM
Gas Station Clerk Glad To See Pump 2 Doing So Well Today
BOONEVILLE, MS—Surveying the eight gas pumps from his post behind the counter at the Walker Avenue Shell station, local clerk Marvin Peters told reporters he was especially pleased to see pump 2 performing so well among customers Thursday.







04/17/2014 04:00 PM
Sports Poll: What Do You Think Of The MLB’s New Instant Replay System?
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04/17/2014 03:35 PM
Fisher-Price Designer Would Like To See 2-Year-Old Try And Choke On Newest Version
EAST AURORA, NY—Remarking upon the toy’s lack of removable parts and childproof battery compartment, Fisher-Price designer Matthew Hayden told reporters Thursday that he’d like to see a 2-year-old just try and choke on the newest version...







04/17/2014 03:00 PM
New App Matches You With Others In Vicinity Who Wasted $2.99 On Same App
NEW YORK—Sources confirmed Thursday that millions nationwide are signing up for Squandr, a new social discovery app employing GPS technology to match users with others in their vicinity who also wasted $2.99 on the same software.







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04/17/2014 10:35 PM
Scientists pledge to spread their seed around the world [Spiffy]
Spiffy [link] [7 comments]








04/17/2014 09:59 PM
Go home trees, you're drunk [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [26 comments]








04/17/2014 09:58 PM
Kansas City Highway Shooter suspect in custody [News]
News [link] [35 comments]








04/17/2014 09:35 PM
Gabriel Garcia Marquez begins his first one hundred years of solitude [Sad]
Sad [link] [35 comments]








04/17/2014 09:17 PM
High school students get into argument over basketball game, decide to settle things on the court. Just kidding; one stabbed the other and is now charged with attempted murder [Florida]
Florida [link] [12 comments]








04/17/2014 08:40 PM
The worst infographic of 2014, brought to you by NBC News. Remember, someone got paid to think this was clever [Fail]
Fail [link] [123 comments]








04/17/2014 08:16 PM
Rain or shine, snow or sleet, we deliver your mail. And sometimes we even help catch burglars [Spiffy]
Spiffy [link] [8 comments]








04/17/2014 08:00 PM
Photoshop this unhappy handbag [Photoshop]
Photoshop [link] [14 comments]








04/17/2014 07:56 PM
Chinese army invades Indianapolis. EVERYBODY PANIC [Scary]
Scary [link] [27 comments]








04/17/2014 07:55 PM
Have you ever played FarmVille for a long time and noticed the chickens act just like Don Knotts and the rabbits look like Natalie Portman? [Strange]
Strange [link] [32 comments]








04/17/2014 06:26 PM
Clinton makes major announcement about her plans for the fall [News]
News [link] [171 comments]








04/17/2014 06:17 PM
Things you never want to hear your pilot say: "AACH, THE BEES" [Scary]
Scary [link] [38 comments]








04/17/2014 05:56 PM
Putin issues warning about Abyss. If he thinks that's bad, wait until he sees Leviathan [Followup]
Followup [link] [73 comments]








04/17/2014 05:46 PM
Apparently the state has learned something in the past 44 years and chose to bury it a big farking hole rather than blowing it up [Followup]
Followup [link] [68 comments]








04/17/2014 05:45 PM
Alleged text messages from trapped Korean teenagers are just a bunch of ferry tales [Followup]
Followup [link] [29 comments]








04/17/2014 05:41 PM
The real trouble with American health care? Our doctors kinda suck [Scary]
Scary [link] [108 comments]








04/17/2014 05:33 PM
Question: What's so special about "Mexican Coke"? Answer: Sugar [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [118 comments]








04/17/2014 05:31 PM
Some parents accept it when told by the school that their kids can't go on the school trip. And some parents get all bitey [Scary]
Scary [link] [14 comments]








04/17/2014 05:26 PM
Not news: New dance club opens in New York. Fark: You have to be under 12 to get in [Cool]
Cool [link] [21 comments]








04/17/2014 05:26 PM
Common Core is teaching fourth graders to have affairs. Or something. Hell, it's on a blog so it's got to be true [Stupid]
Stupid [link] [61 comments]








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