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05/24/2013 03:44 PM
[ Primary & Secondary Education ] Open Question : What is sophomore year in england?
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05/24/2013 02:06 PM
Researchers say Western IQs dropped 14 points over last century
A new study from researchers in Europe claims that the average IQ in Western nations dropped by a staggering 14.1 points over the past century. "We tested the hypothesis that the Victorians were cleverer than modern populations using high-quality instruments, namely measures of simple visual reaction time in a meta-analytic study," the researchers wrote in [...]
05/24/2013 01:27 PM
Cat bearding: The purrfect new Web meme
It was only a matter of time. Love of cats and fascination with facial hair have joined together and become one exceedingly popular, furry Web meme: the cat beard. Basically, it's where you position your cat in front of your chin and, well, voila! The craze has even resulted in a handy how-to video. As [...]
05/23/2013 11:17 PM
Brown hounded for calling Manila 'gates of hell'

FILE - In this April 23, 2006 file photo, author Dan Brown talks about his court dealings surrounding his book "The Da Vinci Code" in Portsmouth, N.H. Dan Brown's description of Manila as "the gates of hell" in the American novelist's latest book has not gone down well with officials in the Philippine capital. The book "Inferno," which is being sold in the Philippines, includes a character who is visiting the city and taken aback by poverty, crime and the sex trade. The chairman of metropolitan Manila, Francis Tolentino, wrote an open letter to Brown on Thursday, May 23, 2013, saying that while "Inferno" is fiction, "we are greatly disappointed by your inaccurate portrayal of our beloved metropolis."(AP Photo/Jim Cole, File)MANILA, Philippines (AP) — Dan Brown's description of Manila as "the gates of hell" in the American novelist's latest book has not gone down well with officials in the Philippine capital.



05/23/2013 08:20 PM
Fugitive in LA attempted-murder case held in Colo.
LOS ANGELES (AP) — A man wanted for 13 years on attempted murder charges in Los Angeles was captured in Colorado after someone called police to report he was urinating on a wall outside a KFC restaurant.
05/23/2013 06:59 PM
Repentant thief leaves money and apology note for years of stolen beers
An anonymous thief has attempted to make up for years of beer theft by leaving a stack of $20 bills and an apology letter. And the owner of the oft-raided beer fridge has a message for the repentant burglar: Come back and have a beer with us, sometime. Local CBS affiliate WKRC reports that Dee [...]
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05/24/2013 03:15 PM
[video] Gay Scouts Forced To Wear Special Merit Badge
The nation dredges up its last remaining reserves of grief, a study finds that anxiety can be resolved if you think about it real hard, and a woman who cracked three separate iPhone screens is expecting a baby boy this August. It's the week of May 24, 2013.
05/24/2013 03:00 PM
Tim Duncan Encourages Teammates To Be Fathers First, Basketball Players Second
SAN ANTONIO—In an effort to inspire the team before Game 3 of the Western Conference Finals, Spurs captain Tim Duncan reportedly reminded his teammates Friday to always put their duties as fathers before their jobs as basketball players.
05/24/2013 02:30 PM
[Video] Xbox One Capable Of Controlling Users With Simple Voice Commands
Microsoft says their new Xbox features a host of simple voice commands that will easily control and instruct gamers.
05/24/2013 02:20 PM
Slideshow: 10 Things You HAVE To Know Before ‘Arrested Development’ Returns
10 Things You HAVE To Know Before ‘Arrested Development’ Returns
05/24/2013 02:15 PM
Magazine: How One Man Defied The Critics Who Said Large-Breasted Models Couldn't Sell Funny T-Shirts
How One Man Defied The Critics Who Said Large-Breasted Models Couldn't Sell Funny T-Shirts
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05/24/2013 03:31 PM
NPR asks the question: Who drinks water better -- dogs, cats, or pigeons? FIGHT [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [7 comments]

05/24/2013 03:25 PM
Who lives under 1,500 lbs. of pineapples in Jersey City? [Scary]
Scary [link] [18 comments]

05/24/2013 03:19 PM
I know it doesn't quite seem possible, but it turns out there actually are douchebags out there who can even ruin something as awesome as ice cream [Fail]
Fail [link] [24 comments]

05/24/2013 02:59 PM
Topless bisexual women wrestling in mud and kissing...are just a few of the things you will not find in this week's Fark Weird News Quiz [Survey]
Survey [link] [21 comments]

05/24/2013 02:51 PM
Police solve homelessness once and for all. Key strategy: Take sleeping bags, food, and any other possessions and move them on [Sad]
Sad [link] [65 comments]

05/24/2013 02:45 PM
Man regrets calling 911 on his wife for using her teeth [Followup]
Followup [link] [18 comments]

05/24/2013 02:23 PM
Not news: mentally disabled man conned into selling property ahead of town tax auction. News: at a fraction of its value. FARK: by the governor [Fail]
Fail [link] [60 comments]

05/24/2013 02:10 PM
Decorah lawyer charged with stealing from client. More than usual? [Dumbass]
Dumbass [link] [9 comments]

05/24/2013 01:59 PM
Not news: Police bust drug trafficking ring. FARK: An 84-year-old woman on an oxygen tank [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [20 comments]

05/24/2013 01:51 PM
Angry waitress attacks and injures neighbor with lawn gnome. Hilarious pictures from the police car, jail, and county courthouse are forthcoming [Florida]
Florida [link] [20 comments]

05/24/2013 01:50 PM
How to use a coffee press to make your beer not taste like ass [Sick]
Sick [link] [143 comments]

05/24/2013 12:40 PM
Abercrombie & Fitch says sorry. So we're totally cool now, right? [Followup]
Followup [link] [156 comments]

05/24/2013 12:36 PM
Some cats just want to watch the world burn [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [54 comments]

05/24/2013 12:22 PM
Baton blows and a bite from a K-9 dog leads to heart disease [Scary]
Scary [link] [38 comments]

05/24/2013 11:55 AM
The first 10 minutes of the Moore tornado [Scary]
Scary [link] [38 comments]

05/24/2013 11:47 AM
The world's most awkward taxidermy. Come for the lion thing. Stay for the freak cat [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [109 comments]

05/24/2013 11:45 AM
Problem: Rampant badger population is spreading bovine tuberculosis in UK beef herd. Solution: eat all the badgers [Strange]
Strange [link] [38 comments]

05/24/2013 11:42 AM
A collection of incredible 3D sidewalk chalk drawings. Bonus: Not a slideshow [Cool]
Cool [link] [21 comments]

05/24/2013 11:41 AM
"Council members abstain from vote on abstaining" [Ironic]
Ironic [link] [19 comments]

05/24/2013 11:40 AM
Wearing a thong swimsuit got this woman a date--in court [Fail]
Fail [link] [85 comments]

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"Well, she doesn't listen to Barry Manilow...and she never tells me she's late on her period." I held back a grin.
"Of course not...SHE'S not giving you any!" Her back remained turned to me.
I sat there silently, holding my tongue. A smile spread across my face as I patiently waited for her next wave of over-reactions to come. Less than a minute had passed when Julie Ann whirled around and faced me.
"She's not giving you any, is she?" Sparks flew from her eyes as I looked at her, struggling not to laugh.
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