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10/31/2014 04:26 PM
Holocaust Survivor, 97, to Play Lincoln Center
A musician makes her solo debut in a Lincoln Center concert next week, but it's a safe bet you've never heard of her. As Vulture explains, the musician is 97-year-old Emily Kessler, a Holocaust survivor who now lives in New York City. Kessler usually plays in front of seniors in...
10/31/2014 02:11 PM
Flying Cash Shuts Down Maryland Interstate
Drivers scrambled to grab money flying around a Maryland highway this morning after an armored truck's door burst open. Maryland State Police say a lock on the truck seems to have malfunctioned, causing the door to open. A bag of cash fell onto Interstate 270 near Urbana, and the bills...
10/31/2014 08:43 AM
Man Arrested Under 1861 Sex Law
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned—especially one in an arranged marriage in which her husband has rejected her. An Indian bride filed charges in Bangalore this month, claiming that not only was her husband cheating on her, but that he violated a colonial-era law that bans "carnal...
10/31/2014 07:39 AM
Woman Emerges From Coma, Delivers Baby
Jenny Quiles was 33 weeks pregnant when she was hit by a tow truck as she crossed the street en route to a doctor's appointment on Oct. 15. Roughly two weeks later, the Florida woman emerged from a coma at Bayfront Health St. Petersburg, and on Wednesday, she began having...
10/30/2014 01:24 PM
2nd Inmate Freed in Crazy Chicago Death-Row Case
A man wrongly convicted in a 1982 double murder in Chicago is being set free after 15 years, reports CBS Chicago . But this is not your typical case of this variety: Alstory Simon is actually the second person to be freed after a murder conviction for the crime, which is...

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10/31/2014 10:01 PM
Superheroes, hazmat suits in NY Halloween parade

Skeleton puppets move up New York's Sixth Avenue during the Village Halloween Parade in New York, Friday Oct. 31, 2014. (AP Photo/Tina Fineberg)NEW YORK (AP) — Bloody zombies lumbered alongside superheroes, cowboys shared the road with villains and marchers in hazardous-materials garb evoked the Ebola crisis as the Greenwich Village Halloween Parade made its freewheeling way through downtown Manhattan on Friday.

10/31/2014 07:46 PM
'Plastic' Halloween skulls found in Connecticut are human remains
By Richard Weizel MILFORD Conn. (Reuters) - A pair of Connecticut junk haulers was stunned to learn on Friday that two skulls picked up at the cluttered home of a deceased man on the day before Halloween were human remains, not made of plastic as they had thought. The skulls were among thousands of occult-related items that David Odice and Charlie Inzucchi of The Junkluggers Junk Removal Co cleared out of the Fairfield home where Robert L. DeVitto lived until his death two weeks ago at age 56. ...
10/31/2014 04:43 PM
Drivers scramble for flying cash on Md. highway

flying cashURBANA, Md. (AP) — Drivers scrambled to grab money flying around a Maryland highway after an armored truck's door burst open.

10/31/2014 04:36 PM
'Subway Diet' failure led to Subway robbery, Alabama suspect tells police

Zachary Rapheal Torrance is pictured in this booking photo(Reuters) - A suspect in an armed robbery of a Subway sandwich restaurant in Alabama told investigators he acted out of anger because of his failed "Subway Diet," police said on Friday. Zachary Rapheal Torrance, 18, was arrested at a Walmart store late on Thursday after a patron there recognized him from surveillance footage of the suspect that police had posted online, authorities said. "He told the detective that he had been on the 'Subway Diet' and it had not worked for him and he felt like he wanted his money back," said Hueytown Police Chief Chuck Hagler. ...

10/31/2014 02:34 PM
Parachutist rescued from Missouri radio tower
By Kevin Murphy (Reuters) - A man's plan to leap from a Missouri radio tower south of St. Louis went awry when his parachute got stuck on a supporting wire, leaving him suspended 155 feet above the ground, a fire official said on Friday. The parachutist, Timothy Church, 27, and a second man, Brandon Travis, 26, were arrested for trespassing on private property, St. Louis County Police spokesman Brian Schellman said. Travis helped Church gain access to the tower, he said. ...
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10/31/2014 03:32 PM
American Voices: Town Bans Clown Costumes After Wave Of Terror
A French village has imposed a ban on people wearing clown costumes this Halloween after pranksters dressed as scary clowns roved the streets terrorizing residents with pistols, knives, and bats.

10/31/2014 02:33 PM
Report: 80% Of All Traffic Accidents Caused By Drivers Gawking At Shirtless Hunks
WASHINGTON—Signaling an alarming and dangerous trend for the nation’s motorists, the U.S.

10/31/2014 01:22 PM
Fourth-Graders Differ Over How Much Allergic Classmate’s Face Swelled Up
SAN JOSE, CA—With estimates ranging from “two marshmallows smushed together” to “the size of a basketball,” fourth-graders at Greystone Elementary differed in opinion over how much their allergic classmate’s face swelle...

10/31/2014 12:54 PM
Halloween By The Numbers
Halloween By The Numbers

10/31/2014 12:46 PM
Single Mom Ready To Get Back Out There During 30 Minutes Per Week She’s Not Working Or Watching Daughter
TACOMA, WA—Saying she’s ready to have some fun and meet somebody new, local single mother Denise Tripp told reporters Friday she hopes to get back out there and start dating again during the half hour or so each week when she’s not busy ...

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10/31/2014 10:37 PM
And now for your Halloween enjoyment, here's a 4-acre spider web inside a building [Scary]
Scary [link] [6 comments]

10/31/2014 10:00 PM
Amateur sleuth believes the Zodiac Killer will soon be unmasked. No, really. This time for sure [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [9 comments]

10/31/2014 09:38 PM
Man rowing across Atlantic attacked by pirates of the Caribbean, claims he only managed to survive once the pirates were attacked and killed by Disney copyright lawyers [Scary]
Scary [link] [14 comments]

10/31/2014 09:32 PM
Before you go trick-or-treating, here's I-Mockery's ultimate guide to the Halloween candies of 2014 [Cool]
Cool [link] [9 comments]

10/31/2014 08:59 PM
WeHoe Fark party [FarkParty]
FarkParty [link] [25 comments]

10/31/2014 08:09 PM
Since ebola probably isn't going to kill you after all, it's time to fearmonger about exploding TV stands [Stupid]
Stupid [link] [26 comments]

10/31/2014 08:08 PM
Man found to have 5 million porn images, or as Farkers would say, "an amateur" [Sick]
Sick [link] [80 comments]

10/31/2014 08:00 PM
Photoshop this guy playin' it cool [Photoshop]
Photoshop [link] [11 comments]

10/31/2014 07:58 PM
Nostalgic for London? Buy one of these paint cans full of London air and, presto, Bob's your uncle [Silly]
Silly [link] [19 comments]

10/31/2014 07:36 PM
Why is there a huge masturbation billboard over Sunset Blvd in Los Angeles? [Strange]
Strange [link] [58 comments]

10/31/2014 07:14 PM
Police checking woman's phone for evidence of drug trafficking find instead videos of her having sex with a dog. AWKWARD [Sick]
Sick [link] [104 comments]

10/31/2014 06:46 PM
There are a lot of scary things going on in West Africa right now. Ebola, Boko Haram, Jamie Oliver, Burkina Faso. Wait, what? [Strange]
Strange [link] [24 comments]

10/31/2014 06:22 PM
Anti-violence organizers arrested for beating roommate. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife to stab someone with [Ironic]
Ironic [link] [26 comments]

10/31/2014 05:56 PM
Mentally ill man who stabbed a child on a soccer field will undergo more tests to make sure he's not faking it [Sad]
Sad [link] [15 comments]

10/31/2014 05:47 PM
As if Halloween wasn't scary enough: A guide to Homeowners' Liability for Injury to Trick or Treaters. Why yes, I am a blast at parties, why do you ask? [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [59 comments]

10/31/2014 05:34 PM
Hen plays chicken with traffic and wins [Amusing]
Amusing [link] [8 comments]

10/31/2014 05:28 PM
Who will we be coloring today, children? Could it be.............SATAN [Interesting]
Interesting [link] [56 comments]

10/31/2014 05:10 PM
French town surrenders, bans anyone over the age of 12 from dressing up as a clown for Halloween to avoid crimes committed by "evil clowns" [Stupid]
Stupid [link] [24 comments]

10/31/2014 05:03 PM
Americans spent $350 million on Halloween costumes this year. For their dogs [Weird]
Weird [link] [25 comments]

10/31/2014 04:47 PM
According to Pew survey, 6% of atheists believe in God. Where's Inigo Montoya when you need him? [Fail]
Fail [link] [100 comments]

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Shannon slapped him on the ear then grabbed his thumb and began twisting with all her might. The big cowboy began to wail as he struggled to escape her grip.
"Ouch! Ow-eee! Let go, you're breaking my thumb!"
Shannon released her death grip and Richie scurried toward the back of the bus to lick his wounds as the toughest cowgirl in high school reprimanded him,
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