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04/24/2015 11:58 AM
After Premonition of Danger, Wife Saves Husband
Scott Mayhew was working on a car inside his Utah garage Monday when it fell off the jack and onto his chest; trapped, he cried for help for an hour and a half to no avail. "He said he remembers he could barely breathe," wife Nicole tells Fox 13 . "He...
04/24/2015 08:27 AM
Cops: Mom Gave Teen Pot Brownie, He Jumped
It wasn't a pretty sight outside a Colorado apartment complex on April 14 after 19-year-old Austin Essig jumped out of a third-story window. "I had to hold him down," a resident tells CBS Denver . "He was all covered in glass and blood and everything." Essig is now home recuperating from...
04/22/2015 03:24 PM
Dog's Wild Ride on Tractor Causes Traffic Jam
The old joke postcard about traffic jams in rural Scotland and Ireland pictures sheep cramming narrow country lanes, but this morning it was a different critter to blame altogether: It seems Don the border collie was out with his human, Tom Hamilton, on their sheep farm in Abington, Scotland, when...
04/22/2015 12:21 PM
At Heart of Odd Custody Ruling: a Turkey Baster
In Joyce Bruce's mind, Robert Boardwine was just an old friend who helpfully agreed to donate sperm so she could have a child—no parental rights attached. To Boardwine, however, and now according to a Virginia court, he's entitled to see his young son, CNN reports. The Virginia Court of...
04/22/2015 05:03 AM
Colorado Man Cited for Executing Computer
A Colorado Springs man who saw the "blue screen of death" on his computer one too many times decided to take it out back and put it out of its misery. Lucas Hinch, 37, was cited for discharging a firearm within city limits after he put eight bullets into the...

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04/24/2015 06:04 PM
Woman who hit Venezuela leader with mango rewarded with new home

Venezuela's President Nicolas Maduro speaks during his weekly broadcast "en contacto con Maduro" (In contact with Maduro) in CaracasBy Alexandra Ulmer CARACAS (Reuters) - A woman who bashed President Nicolas Maduro on the head with a mango has been promised a new house for her troubles in a surreal tropical tale that has gone viral in Venezuela. "Marleny Olivo had a problem with her house. ... I've approved an apartment for you, Marleny, as part of the 'Grand Venezuelan Housing Mission'," he added, vowing to eat the mango. Venezuela's ever ebullient cybersphere did not miss a beat, with the president's populist gesture drawing admiration and derision, plus plenty of jokes.



04/24/2015 06:04 PM
Romania: robbers trained to steal jewels, cars detained

In this picture taken on Thursday, April 23, 2015, a masked police officer carries a bag of items seized from an alleged crime ring in Bucharest, Romania. Prosecutors detained 14 people Friday, April 24, 2015, who are suspected of belonging to a network of well-dressed robbers who were trained to rob luxury items in Romania and the European Union and allegedly committed 10 million euros ($10.9 million) of theft since 2013 in Romania, Germany, Austria, Spain, France, Andorra, Croatia and Belgium.(Alex Micsik, Agerpres via AP) ROMANIA OUTBUCHAREST, Romania (AP) — Prosecutors detained 14 people Friday who are suspected of belonging to a network of well-dressed robbers who were trained to rob luxury items in Romania and the European Union.



04/24/2015 05:15 PM
Argentine side train with dust masks as volcano spews ash
An amateur side set to meet league champions Racing Club in the last 64 of the Argentine Cup are wearing dust marks to train near an Andean volcano spewing ash. “We’re playing against the Argentine champions, we're taking it very seriously and anxiously await the match,” coach Gustavo Coronel of regional side Independiente of Neuquen, a province in the southwest of Argentina, told TyC Sports on Friday. Across the nearby Andes mountains in neighboring Chile, the 2,000-metre Cabulco volcano erupted on Wednesday and has been spewing clouds of ash since Thursday. The ash has reached Buenos Aires in the east with flights into and out of Ezeiza international airport suspended or rerouted while those at Neuquen and the Andean ski resorts of Bariloche and Chapelco have been closed.
04/24/2015 05:11 PM
15 loose buffaloes that crossed New York highway are killed

Shooters take aim and shoot at a herd of buffalo in a creek on Friday, April 24, 2015, in Coeymans, N.Y. About 15 of the animals got loose Thursday from a farm in the Rensselaer County town of Schodack, on the river's east bank a few miles southeast of Albany. (AP Photo/Mike Groll)COEYMANS, N.Y. (AP) — Fifteen buffaloes that escaped from a farm were intentionally shot and killed Friday after they dashed past a group of police, crossed a major highway and ended up near some schools, authorities said.



04/24/2015 04:03 PM
Residents help guide geese out of downtown Montana city

Noreen Humes, left, and Danielle Lattuga herd two geese and a gosling toward the Clark Fork River after the birds wandered into the downtown area on Thursday, April 24, 2015 in Missoula, Mont. (Tom Bauer/The Missoulian via AP)MISSOULA, Mont. (AP) — It was no gaggle of geese, but two birds and a baby waddling through a downtown Montana city stopped traffic and brought out the shutterbugs.



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04/24/2015 03:15 PM
American Voices: Native American Actors Walk Off Set Of Adam Sandler Movie
Numerous Native American actors reportedly walked off the set of the new Adam Sandler movie The Ridiculous Six due to the film’s offensive material, including jokes about Apache women named “Beaver’s Breath” and “No Br...







04/24/2015 03:07 PM
Infographic: Tips For Going Green
As climate change, pollution, and population growth continue to damage the environment, it’s more important than ever for consumers to make eco-friendly decisions and practice green habits.







04/24/2015 01:35 PM
Sportsgraphic: Best Playoff Performances In NBA History
With the basketball postseason heating up, Onion Sports looks back at the greatest individual performances in NBA playoff history. Shaquille O’Neal: During the 2001 NBA Finals, O’Neal was absolutely dominant while tearing apart ...







04/24/2015 01:29 PM
Gym Teacher Devises Elaborate Sport From Handful Of Foam Cubes, Scooters, Plastic Mats
MIDDLETON, WI—Spending the first 15 minutes of class providing an overview of the game’s litany of complicated rules, local ninth-grade gym teacher Marcus Hartwell invented an elaborate sport Friday using just foam cubes, scooters, and plastic...







04/24/2015 12:45 PM
Report: Income Inequality Most Apparent During Fifth-Grade Classmate’s Birthday Party
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Explaining that such events provide crucial insight into the country’s distribution of wealth, a report issued Friday by the National Bureau of Economic Research reveals that income inequality in the United States is most apparen...







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04/24/2015 03:12 PM
'Cheeky' Australian jockey loses his pants mid-race
Ben Hooper
CANTERBURY, Australia, April 24 (UPI) -- An Australian jockey whose backside was bared to the world at the Canterbury Park Racecourse said the elastic in his pants gave out during the race.
04/24/2015 02:50 PM
Viral video star gets face full of frozen yogurt in Missouri
Ben Hooper
UNIVERSITY CITY, Mo., April 24 (UPI) -- A Missouri frozen yogurt shop worker is facing an assault charge after throwing yogurt on a viral star who claimed to have been "delivered" from homosexuality.
04/24/2015 02:16 PM
Quebec woman convicted for Instagram picture of anti-police graffiti
Ben Hooper
MONTREAL, April 24 (UPI) -- A Quebec woman who posted an Instagram photo of someone else's anti-police graffiti along with "threatening" hashtags was convicted of criminal harassment.
04/24/2015 01:46 PM
Colorado 'Literary Litterbug' dumped 600 books on highway
Ben Hooper
BOULDER, Colo., April 24 (UPI) -- The Colorado State Patrol said the "Literary Litterbug" responsible for dumping more than 600 books on a stretch of highway was caught in the act.
04/24/2015 12:34 PM
Tagger sprays graffiti on Los Angeles police horse's backside
Ben Hooper
LOS ANGELES, April 24 (UPI) -- Los Angeles police are investigating after a tagger sprayed graffiti on a police horse while its accompanying officer was writing a citation.
04/24/2015 11:09 AM
Swedish town being moved two miles down the road
Ben Hooper
KIRUNA, Sweden, April 24 (UPI) -- A Swedish state-owned mining company has started the process of moving the center of an arctic town two miles down the road.
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04/24/2015 03:00 AM
Why Picking A Vice President Is Like Casting A Sitcom Dad
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04/24/2015 03:00 AM
If Everyone Suddenly Didn't Care About Sex
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04/24/2015 03:00 AM
The 25 Most Misleadingly Titled Games For The Game Boy
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04/24/2015 09:54 PM
Google and Facebook come out against government spying, preferring to spy on consumers themselves [Misc]
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04/24/2015 08:48 PM
A river of liquid mercury beneath a a pyramid in Teotihuacan, Mexico, may indicate the presence of a royal tomb [Interesting]
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04/24/2015 08:36 PM
Although his girlfriend's mom chased him with a machete, he bravely married his girlfriend soon after. They are still happily married after 72 years [Sappy]
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04/24/2015 08:34 PM
Woman rescues scared stray dog by playing dead to gain his trust (pics) [Sappy]
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04/24/2015 08:00 PM
Photoshop this guy's giant balls [Photoshop]
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04/24/2015 07:36 PM
Woman beans Venezuelan President with mango, receives apartment [Spiffy]
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04/24/2015 07:22 PM
Who would Jesus expel? [Asinine]
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04/24/2015 06:55 PM
Army Corps of Engineers celebrates "Take Your Kid To Work and Watch Us Wedge Our New Emergency Operations Truck Under A Bridge Day" [Fail]
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04/24/2015 06:53 PM
Study fnds K entuckains aer drtunken sots [Interesting]
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04/24/2015 06:44 PM
Iranian warships decide that it's really not the right time of year to visit Yemen anyways [Obvious]
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