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05/24/2016 04:26 PM
Drug smuggling suspect punched border patrol horse
Drug smuggling suspect punched border patrol horse submitted by /u/786yht
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05/24/2016 09:23 AM
New York man charged with stealing pork hearts and salami
New York man charged with stealing pork hearts and salami submitted by /u/philamignon
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05/24/2016 07:50 AM
NC woman known as ‘Twisted Sister’ charged with drug trafficking
NC woman known as ‘Twisted Sister’ charged with drug trafficking submitted by /u/dennisb407
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05/24/2016 09:36 AM
Pizza Hut Driver Drops Off Pizza, Picks Up Customer’s Wallet On-Camera
Pizza Hut Driver Drops Off Pizza, Picks Up Customer’s Wallet On-Camera submitted by /u/philamignon
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05/23/2016 09:45 PM
Drunk man jumps into lion enclosure, attempts to shake hands
Drunk man jumps into lion enclosure, attempts to shake hands submitted by /u/philamignon
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New Urban Legends
05/24/2016 09:02 PM
Eric Trump: 'Hispanics Are Afraid of My Father Because He’ll Send Them Back to Asia'
A fake news article claimed that Eric Trump said that his father Donald Trump should send Hispanics back to Asia.
05/24/2016 08:41 PM
Donald Trump Plans to Declare War on Americans?
A then yet-to-be aired Fox News segment involving Donald Trump sparked rumors the GOP frontrunner planned to declare war on Americans.
05/24/2016 07:54 PM
Alabama Veteran Falsely Claims 'Muslim' Gas Station Manager Refused to Let Him Use Restroom
An Alabama veteran who claimed he was denied access to a gas station's restroom by a Muslim manager has now apologized.
05/24/2016 07:35 PM
Rick Warren Changes Name to 'Muhammad Hussein Warren'
An article reporting that Pastor Rick Warren changed his name to "Muhammad Hussein Warren" came from a Christian-focused fake news site.


Cracked: All Posts
05/24/2016 03:00 AM
Why Arya Stark Might End Up On The Iron Throne
By CRACKED Staff  Published: May 24th, 2016 

05/24/2016 03:00 AM
5 Horrifying Things You See Driving A Freight Train
By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz,Anonymous  Published: May 24th, 2016 

05/24/2016 03:00 AM
5 Mundane Things Virtual Reality Is About To Make Awesome
By Luis Prada  Published: May 24th, 2016 


Odd News Headlines - Yahoo News
05/24/2016 04:10 PM
Honduran woman accused of punching a border agent's horse
GILA BEND, Ariz. (AP) — A Honduran woman arrested in a drug smuggling bust in southern Arizona also is facing an animal cruelty charge for allegedly punching a border agent's horse.
05/24/2016 04:06 PM
Rescue farm overwhelmed by 50 goats, seeks the public's help

This May 2016 photo provided by the MSPCA-Nevins Farm in Methuen, Mass., shows some of nearly 50 goats voluntarily turned over by an owner in Montague, Mass., who couldn't handle the growing herd. The rescue farm is overloaded with goats and asking people to step forward and give them new homes. (Julia Pesek/MSPCA-Nevins Farm via AP)METHUEN, Mass. (AP) — An animal rescue farm in Massachusetts says it's experiencing a goat overload — and it's not kidding.

05/24/2016 03:27 PM
Man makes teens caught breaking into his house call 911
COOS BAY, Ore. (AP) — A Coos Bay homeowner made teens caught breaking into his house call 911 to report themselves.
05/24/2016 11:52 AM
NYC's police, firefighters brawl at charity football game
NEW YORK (AP) — The New York Police Department says a melee that erupted at a charity football game between police and firefighters just shows that football is a competitive sport.
05/24/2016 09:08 AM
Dubai says opens world's first functioning 3D-printed office

Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum signs on the board during the official opening of the world's first functional 3D printed offices in DubaiDubai has opened what it said was the world's first functioning 3D-printed office building, part of a drive by the Gulf's main tourism and business hub to develop technology that cuts costs and saves time. This one used a special mixture of cement, a Dubai government statement said, and reliability tests were done in Britain and China. The arc-shaped office, built in 17 days and costing about $140,000, will be the temporary headquarters of Dubai Future Foundation - the company behind the project - is in the center of the city, near the Dubai International Financial Center.

05/24/2016 03:56 AM
In sync: Over 31,000 in China set world dance record

In this Saturday, May 21, 2016 photo, women wearing raincoats dance in unison on the Bund in Shanghai. According to the Guinness World Records website, 31,697 participants in Beijing, Shanghai and four other cities set a new world record on Saturday for mass plaza dancing in multiple locations by performing choreographed dance moves together for more than five minutes. (Chinatopix via AP) CHINA OUTBEIJING (AP) — China's dancing grannies have taken their moves to the record books.

Yahoo Answers: Latest Questions
05/25/2016 01:08 AM
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Great Finds from Newser
05/22/2016 11:32 AM
Cops' Naked Crime Scene Sculpture Doesn't Go Over Well
"I like a joke as much as the next person, but this is a family beach event." So says a town councilor in the UK, adding that "it's trivializing quite a serious matter." The offense in question was a risqué sand sculpture, but the offender was none other than a...
05/22/2016 08:03 AM
Dad Belatedly Realizes He's Live Streaming Son's Birth
There is sharing, and then there is oversharing. A dad streaming the birth of his son on Facebook Live may be a case of the latter. To be fair, Kali Kanongata'a says he didn't realize the video he was shooting was viewable by the general public, at least at first....
05/21/2016 04:25 PM
Inside an Adventurer's Search for Son Lost in Jungle
In early 2014, the son of a biologist and legendary Alaskan adventurer took time off of school for an an epic trip into the depths of Central America. In July, after scuba diving with whale sharks, climbing Guatemala's 14,000-foot Tajumulco, and surfing in Nicaragua, 27-year-old Cody Roman Dial disappeared...
05/21/2016 02:19 PM
Husband Decides to Divorce New Wife on Wedding Night
The honeymoon did not last long for a Saudi bride whose new husband told her "minutes" after their wedding ceremony that the marriage was over, Gulf News reports, citing a local newspaper. His reason? The new bride reportedly refused to get off her cellphone. A relative says that the newlyweds...
05/20/2016 02:34 PM
Have a Glass of San Francisco Fog, On the Rocks
An "extraordinarily crisp" vodka with "elegant hints of pear, citrus, and honeysuckle" is now available from a California distillery—and it's made with the finest fog San Francisco has to offer, Time reports. Hangar 1's high-end Fog Point (a bottle goes for $125) is crafted from culled water droplets in...


Odd News -
05/24/2016 04:45 PM
Angry crane attacks office door after knocking is ignored
Ben Hooper
TAMPA, Fla., May 24 (UPI) -- A worker in a Florida office building captured video of a sandhill crane knocking on the glass door with its beak before launching an assault on the door.
05/24/2016 04:12 PM
Giant rodents loose in Toronto after escape from zoo
Daniel Uria
TORONTO, May 24 (UPI) -- Canadian police warned residents that a pair of capybaras escaped from a zoo in Toronto overnight.
05/24/2016 03:55 PM
Japanese man makes giant pop-up-book-style Lego castle
Daniel Uria
HIMEJI, Japan, May 24 (UPI) -- A Japanese man constructed a giant Lego castle that folds into two pieces before rising into an upright position like a pop-up book.
05/24/2016 03:41 PM
Massive gathering of snow fleas turns snow black in Russia
Ben Hooper
TULA, Russia, May 24 (UPI) -- A seemingly black section of snow in Russia turned out to have an unsettling cause: thousands of snow fleas gathered in a clump.
05/24/2016 03:26 PM
Motorist throws golf balls in romantic rejection road rage attack
Ben Hooper
NERANG, Australia, May 24 (UPI) -- A woman who rejected a fellow motorist's flirtatious advances recorded the man hurling golf balls at her car while traveling more than 60 mph.
05/24/2016 02:34 PM
Family of bears cross North Carolina road
Daniel Uria
WEAVERVILLE, N.C., May 24 (UPI) -- A family in North Carolina encountered a group of bears while driving along a heavily wooded road.