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02/28/2015 08:00 AM
Study Suggests You Give Up the Dishwasher
You may think you're keeping your family healthy by sanitizing every dishload in a leave-no-bacteria-behind dishwasher, but a new study suggests good old-fashioned hand-washing may lessen kids' chances of developing allergies, the New York Times reports. As per a study published in Pediatrics , scientists studied more than 1,000 7-...
02/27/2015 01:58 PM
Girl Kidnapped in 1997 Found by Total Coincidence
On Cassidy Nurse's first day of school, classmates kept approaching her and saying, "There's a girl who looks just like you." The look-alikes met, felt an instant connection, and became friends, but it turns out the kinship had deeper origins: The girl was Cassidy's long-lost sister, kidnapped as a baby...
02/27/2015 10:46 AM
NY Couple's Combined Age: 212
They take a lot of naps, they both need help to get around, and they don't leave the house except for doctor visits. But Duranord and Jeanne Veillard of Rockland County, NY, have retained their sense of humor over 82 years of marriage and are inseparable—which may explain why...
02/26/2015 04:30 PM
Man Who Grew 46DD Breasts Wins $2.5M Drug Suit
A 20-year-old autistic man won a $2.5 million lawsuit against a subsidiary of Johnson & Johnson Tuesday after his family and doctor say he developed 46DD breasts after taking an antipsychotic drug, the Philadelphia Daily News reports. Austin Pledger, from Thorsby, Ala., was first prescribed Risperdal, manufactured by Janssen...
02/26/2015 11:44 AM
Study Reveals Pharaoh's Vicious Death
He may not be as famous as Tutankhamun , but ancient Egypt's Pharaoh Senebkay may have experienced a death more fitting of a king. Woseribre Senebkay, whose reign likely dates to roughly 1650BC, was savagely killed in battle, according to an analysis of his remains. That would make him the first...

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02/28/2015 06:53 PM
Blind dog rescued after being lost for 2 weeks in the cold
FAIRBANKS, Alaska (AP) — A blind dog who wandered away from her Ester, Alaska, home during a cold snap has been reunited with her owner.
02/28/2015 03:15 PM
New Hampshire lake is Lower 48's only ice runway

Planes are parked after flying in on frozen Lake Winnipesaukee Saturday, Feb. 28, 2015, in Alton,N.H. Dozens of pilots flew in to the the only ice runway in the Lower 48 states approved by the Federal Aviation Administration. (AP Photo/Jim Cole)ALTON, N.H. (AP) — Winter on New Hampshire's Lake Winnipesaukee means ice fishing, hockey tournaments and, if the ice is strong enough, airplanes.

02/28/2015 12:52 AM
Lupita Nyong'o's $150,000 Oscar gown returned by thief via TMZ

File photo of actress Lupita Nyong'o arriving at the 87th Academy Awards in HollywoodThe $150,000 Oscar gown worn by actress Lupita Nyong'o that was stolen two days ago was returned on Friday by the thief, who tipped off celebrity news site after learning the pearls on the dress were fake, according to officials and the website. TMZ said the thief took the Calvin Klein dress from Nyong'o's hotel room on Wednesday after finding the door ajar. Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Lieutenant Michael White told reporters at a Friday news conference that they received a call around 3 p.m. local time from a media outlet who reported hearing from an anonymous caller that the dress had been returned to the London Hotel. The media source said the thief removed two pearls from the dress and took them to the Garment District in downtown Los Angeles where they were told they were not real, according to White.

02/27/2015 07:25 PM
Oregon sheriff investigates case of 'stolen' log cabin
By Shelby Sebens PORTLAND, Ore. (Reuters) - Sheriff’s deputies in Oregon are investigating the peculiar case of a log cabin that was reported stolen only to be found two days later less than a mile from where it was taken, authorities said Friday. The mystery began earlier this week when a man identifying himself as a co-owner of the vacant cabin, which occupied about 1,400 square feet on a remote lot some 270 miles south of Portland, had been snatched from its foundation. "I’ve seen a lot of scams but I’ve never seen an entire house gone missing," Klamath County Sheriff Frank Skrah, who has spent 40 years in law enforcement. It had been jacked up and hauled off by a hired logging company, Detective Eric Shepherd said.  It turned out, Shepherd said, that one of three individuals claiming to hold title to the cabin had sold the property to a fourth person without informing the putative co-owner who had discovered it missing.
02/27/2015 05:58 PM
Dude, where's my car: NASCAR machine stolen before race

NASCAR driver Travis Kvapil uses a cell phone in the garage at Atlanta Motor Speedway Friday, Feb. 27, 2015, in Hampton, Ga. Kvapil's NASCAR Sprint Cup car was stolen early Friday, forcing him to withdraw from a race this weekend at Atlanta Motor Speedway. (AP Photo/John Amis)HAMPTON, Ga. (AP) — When Travis Kvapil got the call Friday, he figured someone on his race team was playing a joke.

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02/27/2015 03:58 PM
American Voices: Study: Most Internet Users Won’t Stop Online Bullies
According to a new study from Ohio State University, only 10 percent of internet users who witness online bullying choose to confront the bully or help the victim, with the rest demonstrating the “bystander effect.” What do you think?

02/27/2015 03:19 PM
Newlywed Couple Looks So Deeply In Debt
CHICAGO—Saying that you could tell by the way they stared into each other’s eyes, friends and family of newlywed couple Patrick and Heather Vaughn told reporters Friday that the bride and groom look so deeply in debt.

02/27/2015 02:02 PM
Yankees Rookie Nervously Tells A-Rod How Much He Used To Hate Him As A Kid
TAMPA, FL—Tentatively approaching the All-Star third baseman during a spring training workout Friday, New York Yankees rookie outfielder Tyler Austin reportedly worked up the courage to tell Alex Rodriguez how much he used to hate him as a kid.

02/27/2015 01:55 PM
Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day
Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day

02/27/2015 12:40 PM
Magazine: You Don’t Know This Man’s Name Yet, But He’ll Be Over At 3 To Install Your Internet
You Don’t Know This Man’s Name Yet, But He’ll Be Over At 3 To Install Your Internet

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02/28/2015 05:40 PM
Tickets for Grateful Dead reunion being sold for nearly $15,000
Thor Benson
CHICAGO, Feb. 28 (UPI) -- The Grateful Dead is reuniting for three back-to-back farewell shows in July at Chicago's Soldier Field, and getting tickets has gotten out of control.
02/27/2015 01:34 PM
Photographer captures 'Slurpee' waves in Massachusetts
Ben Hooper
NANTUCKET, Mass., Feb. 27 (UPI) -- A photographer said the partially-frozen waves he captured off the coast of Massachusetts were reminiscent of a "Slurpee" frozen beverage.
02/27/2015 12:52 PM
Italian twins reel in 298-pound River Po catfish
Ben Hooper
MANTUA, Italy, Feb. 27 (UPI) -- A pair of Italian brothers posted a video to YouTube showing off the monster 280-pound catfish they caught and released in the River Po.
02/27/2015 12:32 PM
Fog machine at art installation prompts false fire alarms
Ben Hooper
PITTSBURGH, Feb. 27 (UPI) -- A fog machine at an outdoor art installation in downtown Pittsburgh has led to firefighters being called to the scene at least twice for false alarms.
02/27/2015 11:45 AM
Zookeepers recreate animal poses in viral photos
Ben Hooper
HELENSBURGH, Australia, Feb. 27 (UPI) -- Zookeepers at an Australian wildlife sanctuary are recreating the poses from animal pictures taken at the park for a series of viral photos.
02/27/2015 11:13 AM
Australian men perform roadside C-section on roadkill wombat
Ben Hooper
BLANCHETOWN, Australia, Feb. 27 (UPI) -- A pair of Australian men who saw movement in the abdomen of a roadkill wombat performed a roadside Caesarian section to deliver the marsupial's infant.
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02/28/2015 03:00 AM
29 Bizarre True Stories Behind the Most Popular Music Ever
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02/28/2015 03:00 AM
7 Surprising Realities of Wrestling You Won't See on TV
By Jason Iannone  Published: February 28th, 2015 

02/28/2015 03:00 AM
5 Strange Ways to Abuse Your Body to Greatness (Tested)
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03/01/2015 02:24 AM
Blindfolded nutjobs protest Whole Foods over ethics in food manufacturing [Silly]
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03/01/2015 01:49 AM
Attention, hipsters: SHAVE YOUR GODDAMNED BEARDS [Hero]
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03/01/2015 01:49 AM
Christian college says it hasn't banned gays, it's just asked them not to do anything gay while attending. Or ever [Obvious]
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03/01/2015 01:47 AM
14-year-old girl dies after boyfriend put gun to her head and pulled the trigger. That's the joke [Sick]
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03/01/2015 12:58 AM
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska hosted by a farker [Spiffy]
Spiffy [link] [209 comments]

02/28/2015 10:36 PM
"We celebrate fine wine; we should celebrate fine cannabis," he said. "I really hope that this can be a nail in the coffin of prohibition" [Spiffy]
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02/28/2015 09:57 PM
PSA: It's time to take down your Christmas tree. Especially if it is right beside the fireplace [Scary]
Scary [link] [35 comments]

02/28/2015 08:34 PM
News: A flight suit belonging to astronaut Chris Hadfield is found. Fark: In a thrift shop for $40 [Strange]
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02/28/2015 08:00 PM
Photoshop this kickback [Photoshop]
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02/28/2015 06:50 PM
If you've ever wanted to own your own big city tabloid newspaper, have we got a deal for you. Seriously, make an offer. Any offer. They'll be more than happy to listen [Interesting]
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He reached inside the cooler and grabbed a hamburger neatly packaged in plastic, "Look...a hamburger...ready to cook!"
I frowned, "Yeah well, they're already cooked at the Dairy Queen!"
Ed turned around, holding the package up, "Becky...what do you do with this? I's cold!"
Becky grinned and walked over to us, "You put it in this oven..." taking the burger out of Ed's hand, "and you cook it." as she placed it inside a shiny contraption and pressed a button.
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