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News Of The Stupid
02/06/2016 01:52 AM
Sanders supporters banned from Tinder after campaigning on dating app
Sanders supporters banned from Tinder after campaigning on dating app submitted by /u/statelessnfaithless
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02/06/2016 01:52 AM
New dad ODs on heroin in Pa. maternity ward
New dad ODs on heroin in Pa. maternity ward submitted by /u/coolcrosby
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02/06/2016 01:52 AM
Trump-loving extremist says Christians should beat gays on the street: ‘Jesus would have killed them all’
Trump-loving extremist says Christians should beat gays on the street: ‘Jesus would have killed them all’ submitted by /u/stankmanly
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02/06/2016 01:52 AM
This cop-fighter has the best villian name ever: "Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybob-Bob-Bob"
This cop-fighter has the best villian name ever: "Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybob-Bob-Bob" submitted by /u/gaelliso
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02/06/2016 01:52 AM
Airline's unusual problem: It doesn't know where its passengers are
Airline's unusual problem: It doesn't know where its passengers are submitted by /u/philamignon
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THE LATEST FROM CRACKED

Cracked: All Posts
02/05/2016 03:00 AM
Watch The Video That's TOO CONTROVERSIAL For The Super Bowl
By Daniel O'Brien  Published: February 05th, 2016 

02/05/2016 03:00 AM
15 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/05)
By CRACKED Readers  Published: February 05th, 2016 

02/05/2016 03:00 AM
6 Ugly Things You Learn About Donald Trump Reading His Books
By Robert Evans  Published: February 05th, 2016 


THE BEST OF YAHOO'S ODD NEWS

Odd News Headlines - Yahoo News
02/05/2016 11:03 PM
Joseph Gordon-Levitt gets some roast with his Hasty Pudding

Actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt is kissed by two actors in drag after being awarded the pudding pot as Harvard University's Hasty Pudding Theatricals Man of the Year, Friday, Feb. 5, 2016, in Cambridge, Mass. (AP Photo/Elise Amendola)CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (AP) — Joseph Gordon-Levitt has gotten a little roast along with his pudding.



02/05/2016 10:31 PM
Fake quotes by founding fathers included in gun rights bill
OLYMPIA, Wash. (AP) — A gun rights bill introduced at the Washington state Capitol includes some quotes falsely attributed to America's Founding Fathers.
02/05/2016 08:52 PM
Answers sought after male bus driver poses as elderly woman

FILE - In this Jan. 5, 2016 file still image from WJAR-TV video, Sue Stenhouse, left, executive director of the Senior Enrichment Center, speaks alongside a man dressed as an elderly woman, right, during a news conference in Cranston, R.I., to promote a program for school children to help senior citizens shovel snow during the winter. Some Rhode Island city councilors want to know more about the middle-age male senior center van driver who posed as an elderly woman during the press conference. WJAR-TV reports the council debated the fallout from the January stunt after which Stenhouse resigned. (WJAR-TV via AP) MANDATORY CREDITCRANSTON, R.I. (AP) — Some Rhode Island city councilors want to know more about a middle-age male senior center van driver who posed as an elderly woman during a press conference.



02/05/2016 08:52 PM
Unabashed gluttony takes center stage at Philly's Wing Bowl
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — With those around him sick and stuffed, Dennis Rodman needed to brush up on the rulebook.
02/05/2016 06:00 PM
Ohio police and perhaps 'Man with the Yellow Hat' on lookout for monkey
By Kim Palmer CLEVELAND (Reuters) - In an escape worthy of popular cartoon monkey "Curious George," police in Minerva Park, Ohio, have alerted the public to a simian on the loose. First spotted by a police officer on Thursday in the heavily wooded Columbus suburb in central Ohio, the suspected "medium sized" howler monkey has evoked chuckles in the community while local and state officials search for an animal they suspect may have been someone's pet. A Facebook post by the Minerva Park Police Department included a photo of a howler monkey with the explanation "the below photo has been picked by the witness as the monkey they saw." One person responded with what he said was a sketch of the suspected owner, posting a cartoon picture of "the Man with the Yellow Hat," the anonymous owner of the popular monkey in the "Curious George" children's book series.
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02/06/2016 01:52 AM
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NEWS FROM NEWSER.COM

Great Finds from Newser
02/05/2016 02:06 PM
A Town Where the Dead Outnumber the Living 1,000 to One
A tiny California town that the New York Times calls "more necropolis than metropolis" isn't far from where the Super Bowl will be played in the San Francisco Bay Area on Sunday. But any traffic in Colma (aka "the City of Souls") over the weekend is more likely to be...
02/05/2016 08:19 AM
Viral Photo of Mom, Twins Leaves Everyone Guessing
What started out as a simple car selfie has turned into a viral sensation. Kaylan Mahomes of Indianapolis posted a pic on Twitter on Jan. 28 of herself, her twin sister Kyla, and their mom, captioned "Mom, twin & me," CNN reports. But that photo has caused thousands of double-takes,...
02/05/2016 07:59 AM
Behind Henry VIII's Bad Behavior: Brain Injury?
Henry VIII may be best known for having had six wives, killing two of them, and establishing the Church of England in the process. Now a behavioral neurologist at Yale is posing an explanation for the English monarch's famously erratic behavior: traumatic brain injury. (Interestingly, a 2009 documentary for the...
02/04/2016 08:47 AM
Decades-Old Question About This 'Purple Sock' Is Answered
Since it was first discovered 60 years ago off the coast of Sweden, biologists have wondered exactly where the deep sea creature that resembles a crumpled purple sock belongs in the animal kingdom's family tree. Now the discovery of four new species in an entirely different ocean has effectively answered...
02/03/2016 01:24 PM
Iowa Fight Song— on a Loop—Drives NY Town Batty
The beat goes on near the Niagara Falls bistro, Wine on Third. And on and on and on. What sounds like a marching band rendition of the University of Iowa fight song plays on a grating loop all evening, every evening from a vacant building across the street. Why remains...

UPI'S WEIRD HEADLINES

Odd News - UPI.com
02/05/2016 04:26 PM
Canada naturist group scuba dives in the buff -- regardless of the cold
Daniel Uria
EDMONTON, Alberta, Feb. 5 (UPI) -- A group of naturists in Canada have traded in wetsuits for birthday suits and begun a series of nude scuba diving events.
02/05/2016 03:49 PM
Man uses snowboard to wakeboard on flooded streets
Ben Hooper
MOSCOW, Feb. 5 (UPI) -- A Russian daredevil made the best of flooded streets by using his snowboard as a makeshift wakeboard to cruise the streets of his city.
02/05/2016 03:33 PM
Squirrel left thousands without power in Tulsa
Daniel Uria
TULSA, Okla., Feb. 5 (UPI) -- A squirrel caused a 40-minute power outage according to Public Service Company of Oklahoma.
02/05/2016 03:13 PM
Snowmobile rider records 'close call' with avalanche
Ben Hooper
VALEMOUNT, British Columbia, Feb. 5 (UPI) -- A snowmobile rider in British Columbia captured video of his "close call" when he was buried by the snow from an avalanche.
02/05/2016 03:02 PM
Giant panda cub ventures outside for the first time
Ben Hooper
WASHINGTON, Feb. 5 (UPI) -- Bei Bei, the 5-month-old giant panda cub at the Smithsonian's National Zoo, ventured outside for the first time to greet his adoring public.
02/05/2016 02:53 PM
Eighth-grader clinches basketball championship with three-quarters court shot
Ben Hooper
ELMHURST, Ill., Feb. 5 (UPI) -- An eighth grade student on an Illinois basketball team is going viral for his championship-winning buzzer-beater from three quarters of the court away.

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